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Malta
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Not a massive Fan of Finland's 2026 entry, but the staging is a huge step up for them from 2025 where there were actual testicles dangling out of shorts.
#NeverForget #Eurovision
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Gotta respect the frenetic national pride in Moldova's song.
It does kinda make me want to go on holiday there.
Genuinely, where tf is it?
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We're aiming for Madness meets Ren, we've ended up with Blippy meets Rainbow.
Sigh.
So very Proud to be British.
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The Spice Girls from an alternative timeline where they got into witchcraft is the bedraggled offering from Croatia.
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I live in Malta, and when I tell you it's a national obsession here I am understating the fact.
Which makes the choice to enter lounge-jazz as the 2026 submission all the more confusing.
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Why are Serbia so angsty every year?
I'm sure the answer is complicated, and also simply "Russia".
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Missed Belgium and Albania but my delivery chicken arrived.
Back to Greece's proper old skool europop. This is why I'm here.
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Well done Isreal on a Flight of the Navigator reference with the staging.
A movie about how an innocent boy's autonomy is removed by an alien force.
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As soon as the costuming includes a reveal you get my vote, Germany.
Regardless of your lass sounding like me aunt babs at karaoke at the dog and whistle on a tuesday night when the peach schnapps is half price.
#Eurovision 🇩🇪
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Denmark straight out the gate with some creepy, inappropriate wailing.
Line-dancing meets vampires in a greenhouse.
#Eurovision #SoftPorn
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Why does the UK entry look like a drunk guy on a stag night?
The British pride hasn't kicked in yet and I'm not holding my breath.
Also, how is Australia in #Eurovision?
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Reactivating this acc to livetweet #Eurovision
So far there is a lot of boat-related symbolism that I'm not picking up on and my delivery chicken is delayed.
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It always on a Friday when you wake up hoping to finish early the soft cunts over at microsoft are all like NO BITCH CANCEL YOUR DRINKING SESSION WITH A GERMAN THIS IS MORE FUN WE HATE YOU AT MICROSOFT WE PERSONALLY HATE YOU KAT ARNSBY WE HOPE YOUR WHOLE WEEKEND IS RUINED YOU PIE
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Any security officer, of either sex or gender, who attempts to "tranvestigate" me when I'm trying to have a mid-shop shit better be ready for a fighty sort of a day.
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