Keytar owning footballing maverick. Writer/tweets for Team @Beesotted. 6th best musician in @theflailingpits. Future. All jibber jabber is my own doing.
London Town, Westside
Joined February 2009
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Jon Restall retweeted
Bees v Fulham Bake Off announced before the final home game of the season “when good neighbours become good friends” welcome event on Kew Green 🎂 plus post match croquet competition and face-painting and clappers for all. Half n half scarves optional. #BrentfordFC
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The man who made the impossible possible, made our wildest dreams reality, a team player, inspiration, yet complex, misunderstood, a flawed human like us all, arrogance or swag but certainly the best striker to ever wear the shirt. Thanks for everything and good luck Ivan.
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🤣BRENTFORD HIGH END OF YEAR REPORTS🤣 As #BrentfordFC complete a 3rd season in the Premier League, supply teacher @TheCondorman reports on 2023/24. We would like to apologise once more for the headmaster’s language on the final day of term. READ IT HERE shorturl.at/Zn0gQ
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Playing #livemusic in #esher @esherrugby on Saturday 24th. Raising cash for @PAHospice without having to jump out of a plane. Awooga
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Absolutely blown away by @BrentfordFC Neal Maupay's 21 sign for us Penguins when he scored tonight. 21 is significant as our players with Down's syndrome have a 3rd copy of chromosome 21. Thanks so much!
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Man City ✅️✅️
West Ham ✅️✅️
Fancy a game @SevillaFC_ENG? 😉
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Finally a report that communicates how serious #longcovid is. For those who’ve been told to just get on with it/it’s probably just anxiety/try harder, this will feel like validation. Show it to everyone who didn’t listen to you. @ucl @UniofExeter @long_covid
A new report says Long Covid impacts patients' lives as much as Parkinson's disease or some cancers.
@Ruth5News has been speaking to someone who's affected.
#5News
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ARTICLE: It’s time to reflect on a second top flight season at Brentford High School “Solum Onus Pilentum InHounslodium” as supply teacher Jon Restall @thecondorman hands in his reports on all the #BrentfordFC players. READ IT HERE TO AVOID DETENTION beesotted.com/brentford-high…
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The Brentford Revolution Edition Podcast
book authors @beesotted100 @StreetboyTim & @TheCondorman head to @globebrentford to talk about a special new book chronicling #BrentfordFC remarkable rise from the basement to the Premier League LISTEN HERE NOW shows.acast.com/6374fc81a3f4…
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🗣 "Very proud of my team, I simply love the attitude."
Thomas Frank is full of praise for his Brentford team getting a draw against Chelsea
Jon Restall retweeted
Yesterday Prince Charles owned zero swans and today he owns all the swans in England. Really makes you think.
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My boss just gave me a "quiet promotion": I have many more responsibilities but my job title and pay stayed the same
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I was high at a family party and thought Katy Perry's Firework was the most profound thing I'd ever heard. I made my old Nan leave her own party and sit in her shed with me and listen to it on my phone. She said I was a very deep and clever young man. I was 32.
