Keytar owning footballing maverick. Writer/tweets for Team @Beesotted. 6th best musician in @theflailingpits. Future. All jibber jabber is my own doing.

London Town, Westside
Joined February 2009
My annual Brenford end of year report is live
ARTICLE: Beesotted End of School Report, 2025/2026: Now that the dust has settled on another academic year, Beesotted’s janitor @thecondorman reflects on the past season at Brentford High. READ THE FULL REPORTS HERE beesotted.com/beesotted-end-… #BrentfordFC
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Delta Goodrem looking like a Pez dispenser at the end there. Before 9pm too, a clear disregard for the Less Healthy Food ruling #australia #eurovision #lhf #pez #deltagoodrem
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M40 near Oxford /worminghall. Complete standstill with police blocking road. No traffic in other direction either
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Bees v Fulham Bake Off announced before the final home game of the season “when good neighbours become good friends” welcome event on Kew Green 🎂 plus post match croquet competition and face-painting and clappers for all. Half n half scarves optional. #BrentfordFC
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Shane Ward appears to have not fully digested some ham. #shaneward #tongue #thatsmygoal #strictly
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Jon Restall retweeted
The man who made the impossible possible, made our wildest dreams reality, a team player, inspiration, yet complex, misunderstood, a flawed human like us all, arrogance or swag but certainly the best striker to ever wear the shirt. Thanks for everything and good luck Ivan.
Record-breaker. Promotion-winner. The man for the biggest of stages. Ivan Toney, Brentford legend. 🐝
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🤣BRENTFORD HIGH END OF YEAR REPORTS🤣 As #BrentfordFC complete a 3rd season in the Premier League, supply teacher @TheCondorman reports on 2023/24. We would like to apologise once more for the headmaster’s language on the final day of term. READ IT HERE shorturl.at/Zn0gQ
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Ipswich promoted. My mate Dan has only gone and written a book about them. Enjoy!
Calling all #itfc fans -pleased to share the pre-order links for Ipswich Town : On This Day and Ipswich Town : Miscellany. The two books are bang up to date and cover every nugget, gem, quirk and and more between 1878 to 2024 amazon.co.uk/Ipswich-Town-Th… amazon.co.uk/Ipswich-Town-Mi…
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Playing #livemusic in #esher @esherrugby on Saturday 24th. Raising cash for @PAHospice without having to jump out of a plane. Awooga
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Absolutely blown away by @BrentfordFC Neal Maupay's 21 sign for us Penguins when he scored tonight. 21 is significant as our players with Down's syndrome have a 3rd copy of chromosome 21. Thanks so much!
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Thanks to @DunelmUK for this setting for my daughters birthday party. Third delivery, each one wrong or missing. Their delivery team came to us from a deaf couple who hadn’t received their bed. Just not good enough. #1 of #2 or more
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#3 @DunelmUK #dunelm my daughter wanted her bedroom redecorated for her birthday. This now won’t happen in time. Her bed from @bedkingdom arrived intact and on time by contrast.
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#2 this has been going on for two weeks. Last two deliveries unlabelled and parts falling in street/puddles today. Assembly instructions wet. No senior contact in customer services to resolve a basic issue (deliver the two boxes required). @DunelmUK
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Oooh I love a photo of a scoreboard
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Man City ✅️✅️ West Ham ✅️✅️ Fancy a game @SevillaFC_ENG? 😉
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Jon Restall retweeted
Finally a report that communicates how serious #longcovid is. For those who’ve been told to just get on with it/it’s probably just anxiety/try harder, this will feel like validation. Show it to everyone who didn’t listen to you. @ucl @UniofExeter @long_covid
A new report says Long Covid impacts patients' lives as much as Parkinson's disease or some cancers. @Ruth5News has been speaking to someone who's affected. #5News
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Another day another #elizabethline failure. Carnage at both west and east ends of the service. Just been thrown off at Ealing where gates to central line are closed. Lizzie line breaks every day currently.
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