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Somewhere, in a universe next to ours, a man who looks very much like Patrick Stewart wakes up from a long strange dream and begins playing the flute.
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Chapter 12
The day I drove a train.
I’d been prime minister for nearly three weeks when I realised , I hadn’t done a photo op wearing Hi-Vis clothing.
I left Kwasi alone with his abacus and excitedly headed off. I will be excellent as ever at this, I said to myself
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Travelling into London? Please allow for heavy traffic as tomorrow's Coronation will take far longer than the Queen's did. She could cover any distance, but a King can only move one step at a time.
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For those flying to the hair transplant conference in Miami, Receding Airlines is now boarding.
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The Royal Navy is pleased to announce the formation of the nuclear submarine display team.
Fully funded from the MoD budget, the Defence Secretary said: "every penny spent will be a great investment in promoting global Britain overseas and er... under the seas"
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Slight delay on the 17:35 to Alicante. Benny from maintenance reckons he can sort it, so it shouldn’t delay the arrival too much.
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Andrew Neil helped front the BBC's political coverage for many years while also regularly sharing his own (very right-wing) views on Twitter. It never once splashed newspaper front pages, or led BBC news bulletins
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it’s not much but it’s honest work
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First week of handling done! It’s been awesome! Apparently I did really well which makes me feel happy! Hopefully it will all fall in to place in time! Bring on next week!
I will leave you all with this that was posted to my discord today! It killed me! 🤣 Happy weekend folks!
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My husband has started whispering "Time for tubby custard" just before he orgasms. I don't know how much longer I can stay with him.
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Is it really that grim in Fratton that you have to be warned not to board or leave? 🤭
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Photo of the Day: The last A380 to be built at the factory in Bristols is carried on HMS Minirunwayboat along the River Severn and under the Clifton Suspension bridge to meet HMS Biggerboat before being released into the wild.
Photographed from a Canberra
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Trainspotting unites my family – we share the pleasure of intricate details | Family | The Guardian theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…
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Driver's desk of 121034. The stop/go button is centre-bottom. All the other controls and gauges are just there for show.


























