Mental health professional. Recovering lawyer. Amateur pastry chef. Easily distracted by cheese, 80s cover songs, and free-to-play iPhone games.
Flyover Country
Joined November 2012
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World Cup Final potential matchups, ranked
1) France/England
2) France/Argentina
3) a giant hole opening right under MetLife
4) Spain/England
5) a meteor that eliminates 99% of all life
6) Spain/Argentina
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Alternative idea: Taylor Swift jar where the husband must pay every time he invalidates his wife’s interests
Couple's 'Taylor Swift Jar' — Where Wife Must Pay Every Time She Mentions the Star — Goes Viral (Exclusive) people.com/taylor-swift-jar-…
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Chatting w/a friend last night, we agreed that one of the biggest scams of the contemporary era is convincing millions of people that they have the exact same mental health struggles (anxiety/depression) for wholly personal, and not systemic/structural, reasons. Good one. 10/10
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sounds like somebody needs to spend 6 hours watching attorneys carefully choose the people with the least knowledge & understanding of the world around them
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I’m sorry these Oscars are amazing I feel alive again
Is this how straight men feel watching sports
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Therapy patients - you’re unlikely ever to know just how deeply you affect and change your therapist ✨
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The best part of writing about the tomahawk chop is the reams of grown adults bleating on about how unfair and wrong it would be for a baseball team to stop encouraging them to wave their arms up and down and cosplay natives and they want to make it seem like you're the soft one.
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"is there a pride anthem?”
yes nitter.gq/minkaIing/status/12953…
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ALT Meme cartoon. Top caption reads Girl with the time machine: “I am your granddaughter,” says a young woman wearing black with black hair, a choker and makeup. “Really?” asks a traditionally dressed woman with faint blonde hair and a floral dress. The bottom caption reads Boys with the time machine: “Please throw a ball as hard as you can,” says a bearded man pointing a radar gun at Walter Johnson, Bob Feller and Nolan Ryan.
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If someone showed me this pic before the pandemic about the future I would have thought my god they silenced women
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Just listened to my dad try to explain my dissertation to the rest of my family and I now understand why hearsay is inadmissible in court.
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Men's midlife crises are intensely boring they just get an expensive bike and marry a 30 year old version of the same wife whereas women do fucken cool stuff like open owl cafes, retrain as beekeepers and get phds in necromancy.
