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I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell. I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well. Lions, and Tigers, and Wings, oh my! #Hail #YNWA #PawsUp🐾

Chattanooga, TN
Joined February 2010
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From the bottom of my heart - fuck you @Delta Why do I pay a premium and fly exclusive when you’re 3X cost and just as bad a product?!?!
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Type shit we bout to see tomorrow
NEWS: Pete Hegseth tells reporters he will hold a press conference at the Pentagon tomorrow morning.
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Get in kid! Well earned
BREAKING: Detroit Tigers rookie Kevin McGonigle has won the 2026 AL Rookie of the Year award WHAT A SEASON FOR MAGOO CONGRATULATIONS KEVIN, WELL DESERVED 👏
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Kevin McGonigle is the 2026 AL Jackie Robinson Rookie of the Year!
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Why are all my football teams so fucking stupid
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Catch the fuckin ball Jamo
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I wanna bathe in the light of this tweet for days
For the first time this century: I'd like to personally welcome Ohio State Football to the Reality section of College Football. Your season is over. It's November 7.
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Lanning probably has their signals
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Oh sweet baby Jesus that’s the good stuff Oregon
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Bro I think Ohio state just flat out sucks ass lol. How they late Dylan Raiola just lead that TD drive lol
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BYU you absolute dumbasses
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All time banger
ROLE MODELS turns 18 today. The film was originally developed under the title BIG BROTHERS, but after its original director left the project, David Wain came aboard and Paul Rudd, Ken Marino and Wain essentially rebuilt the screenplay from scratch.
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It’s hilarious to me that boomers learned the phrase “Sharia Law” 25 years ago and have made it their life’s work to weave it into every possible conversation on a daily Basis ever since lol
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I’ve committed voter fraud and I’m turning myself in. I illegally voted for Abdul El-Sayed literally hundreds of times using fake names and dead people My name is Jason Beck and I’m the offensive coordinator for the Michigan Wolverines. Please arrest me/force me to resign
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Tennesseans should be ashamed of themselves for electing this dumbass bitch who can’t even speak a coherent paragraph and has refused to speak with her constituents in over a decade.
"You talk a lot about a state DOGE program, what have your fellow Republican colleagues missed? They've been in control for 16 years." @MarshaBlackburn's predictably weak answer about her newest talking point, which sure seems like a jab at @GovBillLee + the GOP supermajority.
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This one really got me. ❤️😭 EL-SAYED: “to all the parents who struggled to explain to their kids why the president openly mocks someone for their name or how they pray, let them know tomorrow that the bad guys lost.”
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Norm Macdonald tried to warn us
Talafreako is perhaps the worst candidate to run for US Senate in my lifetime. Close 2nd is terrorist Abdul El-Sayed
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It's a new day in America
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