Hardcore. Mostly retired mosher. Buffalo Bills. ☭ Left Wing Politics/ParaPolitics. Unstoppable Force. 💍 @paladinofsteel

Connecticut, US of A
Joined February 2010
Trying to talk to your friend after 17 beers
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If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team. "He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that." Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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Me listening to mystic stylez by the triple six mafia
That's what it means to be a wiggan
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how are you supposed to explain that the Deptartment of Education is posting nods to alt-right pedophilic gender-swapping fanfic without sounding like an insane person
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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Reunion tour rumors swirling around and it got us talking about heartagram tattoos again.
Replying to @arkh4m_
me and Brandon have been listening to a ton of HIM recently and “joking” about getting the heartagram tattoos we wanted at 16.. idk if it’s a joke anymore
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“If you get the jelly omelette I’m killing you bro”-@drainedorbiting
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Bringing three people to their first rocky horror live shadow cast thing tonight lol
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Bunch of fucking virgins
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I think Cameron is way too hungover at 8:20 at night to function and I don’t think he knows what he’s doing
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Tonight would usually be IG!Fits night and instead I gotta wait till December for it. I feel lost.
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Brandon retweeted
“if i ate taco bell my stomach would be in shambles” sounds like a skill issue grow up
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What is Mamdani going to do about Jason Voorhees trying to take over Manhattan?
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Uncanny
maia poet looks like if rex from victorious made a wish to become human
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Committed to the bit and I’m gonna go see insane clown posse on Sunday. Whoop whoop.
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sorry but this isn’t real. it’s free to invite a friend over to your house. yes there’s a very serious affordability crisis but a lot of you would rather scroll on your phone than be with other people.
We CANNOT even afford hobbies. We CANNOT afford to go out with friends. We CANNOT afford to exist anywhere outside our homes. They then call it a mental health crisis. It's not. It's an affordability crisis.
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I love No Cure Straight Edge
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Michelle and Geoff’s final Halloween rankings which they put in their wedding card for us.
A friend of mine is watching the Halloween movies for the first time ever and this is her ranking of the first five films so far 1, 5, 4, 2, 3 I’ve never seen anyone rank 5 above 2 and 4 in my entire life.
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The Cure (1978-1982) The Cure (1983-1988) The Cure (1989-2005) The Cure (2006-Present)
since we’re talking about bands that have changed your life what’s your mount rushmore
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I just think gambling is fucking stupid. You get addicted to gamblings that’s a you problem. Addicted to losing? Couldn’t be me!
if you’re straight edge and you gamble despite it being a more addictive practice than alcohol and a more destructive practice than almost all substances it tells me a lot about you ngl
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