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Goose

@TheMaximumGoose

Voted Brisbane's #1 best Asian Restaurant. (he/him)

 Brisbane, Queensland
youtube.com/c/maximumgoose
Joined December 2015
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Every single one of you are fucking spectacular. If you just thought "except me tho", you're wrong. ESPECIALLY you. You're the one that's still here, despite everything. You're the one that lives like this, and keeps living. You're incredible, and I'm constantly amazed by you.
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BREAKING: Judge Holden says all that exists in creation without his knowledge exists without his consent, arguing it would be better if all existence were aligned under his dominion, per Tom’s Hardware.
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whales17h
BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware
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where were u wen bioware die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring “bioware is kil” “no”
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Yeah, uh, fuck Jared Kushner.
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I finally get to use this image
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Para (@Para_ddddd) profile picturePara@Para_dddddOct 19
我好想看clownzy同人图片啊
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*Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) profile picture*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaoneOct 16
TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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90s WWE (@90sWWE) profile picture90s WWE
@90sWWEAug 7
Quote this with the funniest wrestling moment you’ve ever watched!
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I was training a new dude yesterday and I said “god I’m so tired today” and he said “it’s from dragging that huge dick around” and I was like “hell yeah brother that’s what I’m talking about”
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look what we were capable of before AI
Baldwin (@baldwinvoices) profile pictureBaldwin@baldwinvoices6 Mar 2021
“Ayo. What is drip, if not sauce persevering?”
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delete this... you are not getting another warning
Seal (@Sealsincrisis) profile pictureSeal@SealsincrisisOct 12
Get rotated fucking idiot. Apex predator my ass
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It's crazy that there's a tool out there that's become vital to they way I do my job, parent my kids, and make major life decisions; and yet we barely spend more on it than AI
Lennart Heim (@ohlennart) profile pictureLennart Heim
@ohlennartOct 14
TIL that global spending on alcohol is still larger than AI infrastructure spending this year ($1.7T vs $1.5T)
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New anti-suicide meta just dropped
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 14
Charlie Kirk would've turned 33 years old.
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The creator of the Simpsons
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this being how i found out he had cancer
Elmo (@elmo) profile pictureElmo
@elmoOct 10
Elmo loves you, Mr. John Cena! Elmo will be there for you today, tomorrow, and the next day! ❤️
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
John Cena publicly announced in 2025, that he had been diagnosed with and successfully treated for skin cancer twice. Cena has said he is now healthy. healthline.com/health-news/ww… pennlive.com/entertainment/…
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M.T. Grave (@MTGraveStudio) profile pictureM.T. Grave
@MTGraveStudioOct 7
Is there a death in a film that makes you laugh??
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history has been made
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ClickHole
@ClickHoleAug 3
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This scene is an example of top tier creativity during Hong Kong’s golden era.
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