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Taking a psychological approach to analyzing stocks and the market. Substack: @thepsychoanalyst 60% port: $AMD $PLTR $BN $AMZN $IREN $NBIS 40% 15 other names

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Joined March 2025
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$PLTR just wins. It doesn’t need AI to do anything in particular. In whatever state AI takes, Palantir wins.
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Excellent take. I’ve said since investing that $HIMS is basically a public venture bet. These sorts of things have been happening since they IPO’d and will continue to. It shouldn’t make you any less vigilant or indifferent to setbacks. But there’s a reason I’m not panicking and running for the hills because of one bad quarter. Or even a few. Building something that lasts requires balancing decisions in sacrificing. Not all of those decisions are going to be perfect. If you can’t give the best founders and CEO‘s room to run then you’re never going to stick with a big winner.
In my view, Andrew Dudum’s number one mistake may have been taking $HIMS public in 2021. As a long investor, I’ll always be grateful for that opportunity. But in hindsight, it was probably far too early, given the sheer scale of what Hims is trying to build. Hims is basically still a startup, except it’s trying to build an entire personalized healthcare platform in full public view, under the watchful eyes of investors, most of whom can’t see any further into the future than a weather forecast. And yet, I suspect this monumental task of balancing a long-term platform buildout with the market’s obsession over the next quarter will ultimately make Andrew a much better founder and CEO. It’s an extraordinary learning experience, even if a rather painful one. Don’t forget, Andrew is only 38. It’s incredibly rare to see someone that young with this much experience leading a publicly traded company, navigating regulatory battles, international expansion, acquisitions, partnerships, and the relentless pressure of quarterly expectations. What I find particularly interesting is how aggressively he continues to prioritize the future, even when it comes at the expense of the present. That’s an increasingly rare quality in public markets. You almost have to go back to Amazon in the early 2000s to find a similarly striking example of a young founder willing to endure extraordinary short-term pain to build something much larger. I believe $HIMS will eventually get there. But the road won’t be all sunshine and rainbows. This is not investment advice. Always do your research.
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Did someone forget to notify Wall Street we’re in a bear market? Or is Ross just pretending he’s God again…in vain?
If you're a student of market history, you would know that violent up and down moves in rapid succession are the hallmarks of bear markets Of course, many of the newly anointed bull market heroes have only experienced the era of "stonks always go up" and thus have no conception of what a bear market looks like Lucky for them, they have OddStats to lay it out in the objective data
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Imagine being dumb enough to think that Jensen Huang’s sex life affects the value of every other business in the market—let alone $NVDA itself. This is what Madam Media thinks of Mr. Market. And she’s usually right.
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Long term I’m not concerned about $HIMS. They are vertically integrated and wield an advantage over competitors like Ro that simply can’t be recreated. That being said I’ve noted in the @himshouse discord on multiple occasions that @AndrewDudum is ceding their lead to Ro by scattering their focus. They’re pretending that the things Ro is doing are 100% short-term oriented and have no value. Losing this many subs QoQ is nothing short of a calamity. Insane that they allowed this to happen. Mental flexibility needs to be there to concentrate efforts again. I love the long-term vision but it doesn’t matter if you don’t scale the sub base—ESPECIALLY since it’s likely US subs being lost. This would literally be one of the worst possible outcomes. Looking forward to reading the call when I get a chance.
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If you’re a student of market history, you’re wise enough to never make market calls and avoid any false messages from your ego that you have the slightest ability to foresee short or medium term market fluctuations. Sadly it’s often the smartest people with the biggest egos. This is why Buffett was the GOAT. Not only a world-class investing mind but zero ego.
If you're a student of market history, you would know that violent up and down moves in rapid succession are the hallmarks of bear markets Of course, many of the newly anointed bull market heroes have only experienced the era of "stonks always go up" and thus have no conception of what a bear market looks like Lucky for them, they have OddStats to lay it out in the objective data
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$HIMS is essentially priced as if it’s going out of business, days after signing a massive deal with $LLY. One of the easiest decisions you can make.
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To me this morning’s price action has been clear: A bunch of @citrini clients opened the pair trade (short $IREN long $NBIS). $IREN gapped down 6% as a result. Within minutes the market took advantage of the stupidity of selling short a company with tens of billions worth of assets and hundreds of billions of potential assets in the pipeline, currently selling at an extremely depressed valuation of $8.6B. Obviously this buy up could reverse and this is very short term. Citrini’s clients might keep shorting out of desperation. But even beyond the long term stupidity of this move, with $NBIS and $CRWV earnings coming up shortly, it’s difficult to see how good news for them doesn’t continue to drive $IREN stock higher as well beyond the depressed valuation. Risk mitigation strategies are a sucker’s game.
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Luckily I had Jensen bangs Chinese spy in the fourth year of my DCF.
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Superstupidity
Bloomington, Indiana, has banned artificial superintelligence. The city council voted 7–0 to bar superintelligent AI within city limits, including through apps and browsers. Violators face fines and possible prosecution. Lifting the ban would take approval from more than 95% of registered voters.
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Bloomington's ordinance bans only hypothetical future superintelligent AI systems that vastly exceed human cognition across nearly all domains with recursive self-improvement and autonomy, not current AI technologies. idsnews.com/article/2026/1… safeaiforever.org/city-of-bloomi… cld-dev.io/policy/bloomin…
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We tried telling you for the past two years that power would be the most scarce resource. $IREN
The biggest overlooked insight from $IREN earnings call is that the company is preserving the option to buy cheaper GPUs Near the end of the call, Jefferies asked whether GPU purchase prices might rise enough to eliminate today's attractive rental economics. Daniel Roberts gave a rather unexpected answer. IREN has deliberately avoided purchasing all the GPUs it expects to need next year. Why? Because if financing remains tight and datacenter construction keeps slipping, GPU prices could actually fall. Think about that for a moment. The conventional AI bull thesis says GPUs are scarce, so buy as many as possible. IREN's argument is more sophisticated: the economic value of a GPU depends on having somewhere to power and operate it If the industry has more chips available than deployable power and datacenter infrastructure, the scarcity premium can migrate from the GPUs toward the power connections. Here is management explicitly positioning for the possibility that financial scarcity makes one part of the AI supply chain cheaper while another remains scarce. IREN is effectively trying to own the long duration infrastructure option without committing prematurely to every generation of depreciating compute. This is not the first tine the management takes a non consensual direction. In the recent past, they avoided signing too many deals, and in retrospect it now seems a smart move (look at Nscale).
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I’ve already been blocked by Gary Marcus which isn’t surprising. He said I’m “completely” misrepresenting his position. I said this in the comments but he’s acknowledged the advances of deep learning the way a priest acknowledges what fine gentleman his altar boy has grown to become.
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I’ve read four or five books on the history of AI spanning anywhere from the past 10 to the past 50 years. Every single one calls out how @GaryMarcus has been dogmatically opposed to deep learning—obviously with the intent of contrasting his position with deep learning having ignited the AI revolution. His continued denial of deep learning’s success is the picture of ego at work—how people will choose the appearance of being correct over true accuracy 99/100 times. He called GPT-3 a “fluent spouter of bullshit” despite it having been obvious that its limitations were merely an obstacle of scale. He’s now pivoted to calling out an AI bubble as anthropic and OpenAI revenues rise faster than any corporation in human history. Nothing is more abhorrent than the inability to admit your faults. Gary Marcus represents the gutter of scientific pursuit.
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And this is why they lost.
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Let me get this straight. The CapEx is a massive risk. But it’s also the only reason for the economic boom. Meanwhile the ROI on the CapEx is clearer than words through a windexed magnifying glass. Anyone trying to time cyclical peaks has been doing it for years. Easily one of the worst strategies in the history of markets. They will say they’ve been right every time in the past. Sadly, they have no performance to speak of. The reality is that any slowdown in spend means harvesting of gains will come from another swath of companies. The winners might change, but neither capital nor lending will disappear. These fearmongering posts pretend that this CapEx is mostly useless. It’s the only way their math works. And that’s on top of timing the entire “peak”—which they’ve now failed to do for four years. Permabear at your own peril.
The forward P/E obsession is absolutely bizarre. Analyst earnings forecasts peak right before cyclical downturns. In tech/semis, hyperscaler capex has created one-time revenue spikes, masking real valuation risk and making concentrated indexes look deceptively cheap.
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One of the single dumbest posts I’ve ever read. Anyone investing in this company is investing in an inherently dishonest and likely delusional person.
comparing a 7yo company with a 37yo company already tells you why a nebius will not have the same upside and ceiling as a baseten. nebius has spent $1.5b acq companies that can help them build the inference platform to look like a baseten. the talent and customers that go to baseten aren’t the same. nebius is never their first choice. for one it’s the platform is the core business and for the other it’s their s1 checkbox to show “path to margin expansion” or “path to profitability”. building data centres against inference demand is a far more viable and scalable product business than trying to upsell inference as an org trained to buy and sell commodities (gpu).
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This chart doesn’t represent how long @GaryMarcus has been wrong. He’s been wrong for decades, but the proof only showed up on November of 2022. The ensuing value creation has rendered his opinion completely useless. His extrapolation of the last month’s downturn is his fantasy. AI is never going away, he knows it, but his brand is pessimism and people buy it wholesale.
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And the extortion against $IREN continues. These people have become a joke at this point.
JUST IN: Citrini Research advises clients to cover $NBIS short position and to go short $IREN instead. "One quick swap we are making is $IREN for $NBIS on the short leg of the neocloud pair mostly to derisk on earnings (IREN announced and popped harder than the sector today, NBIS earnings is next week). IREN is also more stretched in balance sheet, which matters since financing reflexivity is a huge part of this."
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The amount of hate toward neos is why you should be bullish. My best investments almost all attracted the most insults. Most people are mediocre sheep. Outperformance requires differential insights. The folks denigrating these businesses use outdated assumptions from dusty textbooks that have been proven wrong over and over. They assume that operating at losses and raising capital leads inevitably and indelibly to failure. Amazon, Uber, and Spotify proved that the only barrier to success via this method is investor appetite—meaning those very people who refused to accept the viability of this model were the very reason for its slower adoption. Things have changed. Compute is now gold. Nothing will stop this buildout. $NBIS $IREN $CRWV
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If anyone bothered to read Dario’s history it would be painfully obvious that there was no “psyop”. When he worked for OpenAI and didn’t want to release a model, the people arguing against him specifically said it would look look they’re trying to pull a marketing stunt. People are so gullible and want to think they know some deeper truth.
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