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If you're havin AutoCorrect problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 parabolas bit s butch Saint omg.
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Could it be described as " The second best darts lighting system on the market ". With the 360 being the best, obviously! nitter.gq/targetdarts/status/817…
This is not endorsed by @wdfdarts - unlike our #Vision360 lighting system, which is. nitter.gq/TheRealNickKay/status/…
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This is not endorsed by @wdfdarts - unlike our #Vision360 lighting system, which is. nitter.gq/TheRealNickKay/status/…
What do you think of my high tech lighting set up @Wayne501Mardle whilst I wait for my new target light?
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Walking through the Doctors surgery proudly holding your prescription, so everyone knows you are ill and that you wasted nobody's time.
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parents: How are you?
me: good
narrator: mark was not good his house was on fire and his gf left taking his dog
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If you say handyman five times in front of a mirror he still won't turn up when he says he will.
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Those who can't write their own jokes, steal.
Those who try to steal and STILL fail, well that's just something special.
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Human Builds A Dragon-Shaped Cardboard House For His Cat In Order To Please His Master (5 Pics): boredpanda.com/cardboard-ark… #DIY #cats
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Most tweets are improved by reading them in a faux cockney accent and then shouting 'PARKLIFE!'
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The incorrect way to load a dishwasher and other things you've done wrong -
Marriage: A Memoir.
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I think we often forget how much of today's language Shakespeare gave us. Profound.
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Big brother is more like madame tussaudes ... #CBBUK

































