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Ryan Alkire

@TheRealRyAlk

Lin-Unwell Miranda.

 Chicago, IL
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Joined April 2009
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Angelina’s chances of being on 50 continue to rise
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oh yes they most certainly do
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natalia barbour (@natalia_barbour) profile picturenatalia barbour@natalia_barbour27 Jun 2024
No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.
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Southern Dan@StolenDans5 Oct 2024
eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great
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omg they say st*pid !!!!!!!!!!
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‏ؘ@helllojojo2 Oct 2024
that time someone said they looked like they were in a shipwreck i’ve been laughing ever since
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@notgwendalupe2 Oct 2024
14 years ago, One Direction performed as a group for the first time covering 'Torn'
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WAKE THIS UP!
Usagi Tsukino (@ShesFromTX) profile pictureUsagi Tsukino@ShesFromTX20 Sep 2024
Nothing Bundt cakes is actually the girl yall think Crumbl is.
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need chelsie or leah to win this season of #bigbrother
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Who’s the cute boy with the white jacket and the thick accent
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@__mihir7 Sep 2024
If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know 🙏
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bald ann dowd@ali_sivi5 Sep 2024
so i just burst into tears
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Will Ferrell and his close friend, former head writer at SNL, Harper Steele embark on a cross-country road trip together after Harper comes out as a trans woman in the documentary film, WILL & HARPER. In select theaters this September and on Netflix September 27.
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someone get kordell on this issue, stat!!!!
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not them finally admitting that he’s in this movie ☠️
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Ethan Slater as Boq in new ‘WICKED’ poster. In theaters November 22.
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straight guys love calling their friends their “buddy”
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straight guys love whistling obnoxiously loud in public when the basketball team from the college they graduated from over 8 years ago scores a point
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straight guys love going to the bar & watching a sports game on their phone while also watching a sports game on the big tv
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rent free for me
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Fan: Hello, how ar- Chappell Roan:
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jack jack@Jackles9521 Aug 2024
omg
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he used to come to the restaurant in la that i worked at after college & let me tell youuuuu 🥵🥵🥵
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me saying im gonna stop watching it every season………….. yet let me get sat for the pregnancy storyline 🥴🥴🥴
Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... (@popphits) profile pictureTim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh...@popphits16 Aug 2024
Beyond excited my girl Emily in Paris is back. I’ve watched every episode and have not a single memory of last season, the names or any characters or anything else aside from the fact she has a job in Paris. It’s perfect TV. May it run for 1000 seasons.
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i rarely take the train in the summer bc #divvylife but im on the red line rn surrounded by four of the most gorgeous men i’ve ever seen in my life omg cta era back in full swing ?!?!
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