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The Rules

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Rule No. 374: nitter.gq/FuzzyMarth/status/1651…
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Rule No. 835: Do not give out someone else's phone number without their explicit permission.
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Endorsed. @TheCut thecut.com/article/tipping-r…
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The New Rules

How to text, tip, ghost, host, and generally exist with others in society today.

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Rule No. 267: People don't think they're rich until they have trouble pointing out someone richer.
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Rule No. 789: Read receipts are nothing but trouble.
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Rule No. 701: If you're going to play hard to get, don't get upset when you don't get got.
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Rule No. 492: Good parents vaccinate their kids.
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Rule No. 953: At a buffet, your plate is also a shield.
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Rule No. 744: No using the word "lit" to describe anything that is not literally on fire.
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Rule Nos. 1-9: nitter.gq/DannyDeraney/status/15…
Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) profile pictureDanny Deraney
@DannyDeraney22 Nov 2022
Chuck Jones nine rules for how the coyote and roadrunner functioned. So cool.
Image from Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney)
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Rule No. 467: 90% of getting people to like you is knowing when to keep your mouth shut.
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Rule No. 843: If you plan the next coup as well as you run Twitter, this country might stand a chance.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk7 Nov 2022
To be clear, my historical party affiliation has been Independent, with an actual voting history of entirely Democrat until this year
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Rule No. 854: Voting for republicans will strip people of their rights while funneling your money directly to people like 👇
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk7 Nov 2022
To independent-minded voters: Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.
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Rule No. 388: ok, you can do comedy, but if you don't explain the joke and why it's funny you'll be banned.
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Rule No. 626: No making fun of Elon. (post sponsored by @elonmusk)
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Rule No. 479: Less work. More money.
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Rule No. 386: Lend a hand without pointing a finger.
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Rule No. 722: Read any book your school bans and discuss it with your classmates.
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Rule No. 723: If you want to change the politics, change the politicians. nitter.gq/sylvia_nyc/status/1444…
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Rule No. 255: nitter.gq/mitdasein/status/14166…
Semiotic Stochastic 🎧 🐀 (@mitdasein) profile pictureSemiotic Stochastic 🎧 🐀@mitdasein18 Jul 2021
Replying to @JAG30997 @christapeterso
You can promise anything if you know you’re not going to do it.
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