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SmartFart

@TheSmartFarter

My farts are sussily smart!! 😱😱😱 switch fc: 0833-8091-1140 Discord: SmartFart#0355 pfp by @kopper0625

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Joined December 2019
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Follow @Wario64 and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Antivirus Survivors 2003 Professional from @avs03pro. Giveaway ends Nov 11th, 6 PM PT on sale now for 15% off ($5.09) store.steampowered.com/app/3…
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Paul Sharp@PetersbrookingNov 6
My boss (female) and I were due to interview this guy and the first thing he did was look at my boss and say, "get us a coffee please, love." The interview ended that very second.
Michael (@JaMtoka) profile pictureMichael
@JaMtokaNov 5
There are stories on Reddit that are stranger than fiction. 😂😂😂😂
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I am remarkably tone deaf. I tried singing into the Ocarina for ten straight minutes and never got it to work a single time. It either wouldn’t recognize me altogether or thought I was singing another song. My friends coached me and I couldn’t hear the difference at all.
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Japanese business men rn
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiNov 6
BREAKING: ¥73,000,000,000,000.00 wiped out from Japanese stocks in just one hour
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Pumpking@thecasualsunnyNov 6
Do you guys remember when Cartoon Network just randomly made some characters speak Korean. Like lady Rainicorn and the white bear from we bare bears. Why did they do that.
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Mike Drucker@MikeDruckerNov 6
Sad to see the Cybertruck going away when it was a useful way to learn who the dumbest, most gullible people were in your parents’ neighborhood
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Matt@mhackNov 5
Arriving into Manhattan at Grand Central vs. arriving into Manhattan at Penn Station
Alex (@chorizanthe) profile pictureAlex@chorizantheNov 5
Can someone from NYS explain to me why a lot of Westchester votes Dem while Long Island votes GOP?
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Micah (@scallopwag) profile picture
Micah@scallopwag23h
guy shocked that Black women didn’t vote for the lady who said she’d attend a public hanging if she could
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My supervisor has clearly had enough of people trying to call out of work in advance😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @cooldudetm
This is the final daily Peanuts strip before the farewell. I’ve never forgotten it.
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We don’t deserve Donald Glover man this is one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever watched
A (@Soulpunx93) profile pictureA@Soulpunx93Nov 5
Replying to @AwestruckVox
The fuck is woke about a goofy movie? It’s a good children’s/family film.
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The ocarina remake is extremely enjoyable
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Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
Joel Berry (@JoelWBerry) profile pictureJoel Berry
@JoelWBerryNov 4
Young white men voted overwhelmingly for gay race communists who want to trans kids, flood the country with illegals, and destroy young white men. Online social contagions of conspiracism, victimhood, and Jew-hatred are largely to blame.
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile picture
Aaron Rupar
@atruparNov 5
what even is the conspiracy theory here? Greg Abbott rigged the election against himself? Biden is so all powerful he's controlling the voting machines?
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) profile pictureLibs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokNov 5
What are the chances of nearly every single county going more democrat in a state trump won by 14 points?
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aria@transantlanticNov 5
LI youth grew up for the last 12 years having to deal with the most obnoxious in-your-face trump supporters, many of whom were their parents, who they grew up loathing. combine that with the shifting demographics, neighborhood ICE raids, and flock cameras… this is what happens
Joe (@electionsjoe) profile pictureJoe
@electionsjoeNov 5
How the actual fuck did Dems do good on long island this year
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m0ppu@myluckymopNov 5
For like two years I was a mod on Hbox’s stream because he really liked a joke I made. I never watched him after that, but I’d occasionally pop in to say “type !giveaway to enter the giveaway!” and after minutes of chat spam he’d always be like “wait who the fuck did that?” LMAO
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Hayden
@the_transit_guyNov 5
The incoming amount of companies, law firms, institutions and people who will pretend they never placated to this administration will make your head spin.
Ben Schlappig (@OneMileataTime) profile pictureBen Schlappig
@OneMileataTimeNov 5
American Airlines Quietly Removes Trump From West Palm Beach Gate Monitors onemileatatime.com/news/amer…
American Airlines Quietly Removes Trump From West Palm Beach Gate Monitors

American Airlines Quietly Removes Trump From West Palm Beach Gate Monitors

American Airlines has changed its West Palm Beach gate monitors, dropping "Pres DJT" and going back to "West Palm Beach, FL." The timing is interesting.

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Damage Control@Dmg_CntrlNov 6
The Paraguayan president is being impeached after a bank he was involved with collapsed, making the savings of half the population inaccessible, alongside 15% of the country's tax revenue. Anyways, I think the Paraguayans have taken it rather well, looking at his Wikipedia page.
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Oh no! I care about you and want you to have healthcare. How terrible!
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) profile pictureEnd Wokeness
@EndWokenessNov 6
Replying to @bentleyforus
Yes, double down on woke. It definitely will NOT backfire for future elections.
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This is why Republicans lost every statewide office and the State House in Georgia. I’m trying to lower your bills and you guys are asking me where I’m going to pee.
Tony Washington (@TonyWashintc) profile pictureTony Washington@TonyWashintcNov 6
Replying to @bentleyforus
@bentleyforus which bathroom will you be using at the Capitol?
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