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Matt

@mhack

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Joined August 2008
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Damn question was so bad they canceled the show
SNY Mets (@SNY_Mets) profile pictureSNY Mets
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Should the Mets be in for Alec Bohm? @MaxTGoodman and @sal_licata discuss on Baseball Night in New York
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The problem with a banger tweet is that you get likes from someone with “I love Eminem and Fenway Park” in their bio and now you have to disinfect your whole house
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Arriving into Manhattan at Grand Central vs. arriving into Manhattan at Penn Station
Alex (@chorizanthe) profile pictureAlex@chorizantheNov 5
Can someone from NYS explain to me why a lot of Westchester votes Dem while Long Island votes GOP?
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Do not come into the replies talking about Grand Central Madison, you’re scaring the hoes
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Mashallah 🙏
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Just bought this same model two weeks ago, EGO Power+ 880 CFM. Hell of an electric leaf blower, strongly recommended.
All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) profile pictureAll Elite Wrestling
@AEWNov 5
A LEAF BLOWER?! @rainmakerxokada wants NO part of those thumbtacks! :😭💀 Watch #AEWDynamite #BloodandGuts LIVE on TBS & HBO Max!
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Flying under the radar because I took two days off for Ocarina of Time like a real man.
MarketWatch (@MarketWatch) profile pictureMarketWatch
@MarketWatchOct 31
Grand Theft Callout: ‘GTA 6’ fans are missing work on the game’s release day because they ‘don’t want to wait’ anymore trib.al/kGIfHoK
Grand Theft Callout: ‘GTA 6’ fans are missing work on the game’s release day because they ‘don’t...

Grand Theft Callout: ‘GTA 6’ fans are missing work on the game’s release day because they ‘don’t...

After waiting 13 years for this game, almost one-fifth of workers plan to take the day off to play ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ when it drops on Nov. 19

marketwatch.com
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“In cinematography, the ‘Dutch Angle’ is often used to portray a character’s psychological unease and may represent madness or their unstable mental state.”
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMINov 1
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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when ur drinking a white monster but you realize ur drinking a white monster on stolen land & that makes u the white monster
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The cool thing I’ve learned today while trying to find someone to cremate a cat on a Saturday is that every small business has an AI bot to take calls. Really cool and normal experience.
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Not exaggerating when I say that if the funeral home had this set up when my dad died, I definitely would’ve cancelled the contract we had and there’s at least a 50% chance I would’ve burned the funeral home down.
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FING DING
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Wow.
Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) profile pictureSimon Kuestenmacher
@simongerman600Oct 30
Even if you don’t care for baseball one bit, this flow chart is super funny!
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Between this and Obama’s awful Cheesecake Factory routine, rough week for comedy writers working for the DNC.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 30
El-Sayed: What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio state. When your school mascot is like a nut, what do you expect?
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John Ternus (@johnternus) profile pictureJohn Ternus
@johnternusOct 28
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Between boyfriend mode for photos and the MLB app, the iPhone Duo is the most powerful thing you could possibly have at a wedding this weekend.
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Hello.
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hate to see a larper.
Underdog MLB (@UnderdogMLB) profile pictureUnderdog MLB
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Jacob Misiorowski on what Pokémon energy he's bringing to Game 1 of the World Series: "Definitely the flame energy. What's Charizard's signature move? Fireball. Bring some fireball. I'm going to be ready."
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Lv. 99 final boss of Litchfield County
trappy 🍗🥧🍁 (@c1nnamonbunny) profile picturetrappy 🍗🥧🍁@c1nnamonbunnyOct 21
Woman I met one time at a bingo hall in rural Connecticut just shared this on Facebook
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