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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

Cosmic Country Roller Chili Expert (#NoBeans) BBQ’r Okay at pool Indepentarian Will fish balls off Manu Ginobili Forever Gettin' by on gettin' by Bucket Dad

 Coastal Bend of Texas
Joined May 2012
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The Boy's new record, 26-1/2"
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Growing Up Retro
@GrowingUpRetro20h
Son: Hey Dad, what was your favorite song when you were in high school? Dad: Son, let me take you back to 1995 for a minute. This will give you goosebumps.
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16 Days by Whiskeytown is such a good country song.
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It's about that time of year where you haul your ice chest around with you in the event that one guy pulls up to the gas station you're at/comes into the bar you're at slingin' tamales.
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Really the only thing holding me back from starting a band is not knowing anyone who can play the bagpipes for when we cover It's a Long Way to the Top by ACDC
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Wow.... lol
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🎵It's a cartoon town, I played my part, and I ain't spoke her name in years🎵
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Texas is the wild west of political ads, man. Anyway, it's still crazy to me how Talarico believes that Adam and Eve should have been stoned for not letting Cain transition.
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9/10 would fuck
Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) profile pictureShea Serrano
@SheaSerranoOct 29
a work of art
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So we can take on the self-righteous umpires!!!!!
Flemish Ed (@FlemishEdwin) profile pictureFlemish Ed@FlemishEdwinOct 29
Replying to @The_Reliant
Parents showing up in batting helmets
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I just need to leave enough money in the budget to squeeze in a new metal water bottle to defend myself with at softball tournaments in the Sugar Land area.
Bill O'Zimmerman (@The_Reliant) profile pictureBill O'Zimmerman@The_ReliantOct 29
Looking at new bats for The Girl1 and what do you know, Louisville and DeMarini are having sales on their top bats today and tomorrow, half off!!!! ....and still about $230ish
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Looking at new bats for The Girl1 and what do you know, Louisville and DeMarini are having sales on their top bats today and tomorrow, half off!!!! ....and still about $230ish
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Dang man Greg Abbott didn't even wanna be in this picture.
Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) profile pictureTed Cruz
@tedcruzOct 28
Great to be on Air Force One with President Trump, Ken Paxton, Dan Patrick, and Ronny Jackson. The choice in Texas is simple. Ken Paxton will secure the border, defend the Constitution, and stand with President Trump. James Talarico wants to dismantle capitalism. Texas, get out and vote!
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Hopefully he's let go soon so he can disable the deflector shield on the alien mothership.
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 28
#Chargers HC Jim Harbaugh said OC Mike McDaniel will remain the team's offensive play-caller as they return from their bye week.
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I'll go GoT.... ...Mobland is on a good path, I'll say.
HAWK (@HawkEmDownChris) profile pictureHAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisOct 27
The Wire, Breaking Bad, and The Sopranos aren’t available. What’s the greatest TV show of all time?
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Everything about this is hilarious. The event. This tweet. That it's a thing. Hilarious.
Sackor (@StrongBad328) profile pictureSackor@StrongBad328Oct 27
The first sentence of this article is brilliant.
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Yah, instead of the sticker, give me a damn QR code to get these ads cancelled.
WyJo #53 is ELITE (@Craigtx80) profile pictureWyJo #53 is ELITE@Craigtx80Oct 26
When you vote you should get a bar code that you input into your TV and it turns off political ads.
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Brody@BlairitnowOct 27
Replying to @The_Reliant
Include pedolyte in your morning diet.
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Say "Yes" to Pico, and "No" to Talarico!
Wilbur (@wilburhookshand) profile pictureWilbur@wilburhookshandOct 27
Replying to @The_Reliant
eliminate TRANS fats in your diet
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Wilbur@wilburhookshandOct 27
Replying to @The_Reliant
eliminate TRANS fats in your diet
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Look I vetoed yesterday @KenPaxtonTX @jamestalarico @GregAbbott_TX @GinaHinojosaTX @DanPatrick @democratladyrunningagainstdanpatrickwhoivotedforbecausedanpatrickisaweirdo, so plz stop texting me
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