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Velocirooster chicxulubensis

@Theropologist

Off to beiger pastures. Find me at https://nitter.gq/t.co/kRmSp7cv9x

 the end of the tour
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Joined October 2014
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IT'S THE LAST THEROPOD THURSDAY! Folks, it's time for me to close up shop here. Thanks to everyone who has participated over the years. It's been a lot of fun. If you have any interest in Mastodon please check out the instance I run at beige.party NOW SEND TWEETS!!!
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Random (and Fake!) Trivia@RndmFakeTrivia1 Jul 2023
Canada's Wood Buffalo National Park is bigger than Denmark, but contains approximately 68% fewer LEGO® viking minifigures. #RandomAndFakeTrivia #CanadaDay
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Random (and Fake!) Trivia@RndmFakeTrivia2 Jul 2023
Most white cats with blue eyes are deaf, while the remainder are just ignoring you. #RandomAndFakeTrivia
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Random (and Fake!) Trivia@RndmFakeTrivia6 Jul 2023
An average dinosaur weighed about 3,500 kg (7,700 lb), while a below-average dinosaur weighed less. #RandomAndFakeTrivia
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Improper Traci@ImproperTraci6 Jul 2023
My pair of poodles have learned how to make a pillow-fort. Don't ask me how, they're self taught.
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deplorable chonk@freshchonk6 Jul 2023
cocaine is actually legal in there. that's why they call it the Whitehouse and Biden's code name is the "snowman".
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Terri@terrip386 Jul 2023
Alice through the needle’s eye: an adventure about threads
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eLeni@eleniZarro7 Apr 2022
Underwire broke and now I’ve got one boob in my pocket and the other one is hailing a taxi cab
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Lance Said This@Lance_Said_This23 Jun 2023
Boy, nothing is more misleading than having someone invite you over to "Netflix and chill" and then all you end up really doing is just watch a movie and relax.
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Lance Said This@Lance_Said_This29 Jun 2023
Carefully placing the toilet seat cover in a public restroom only to have it blow away the second I sit down is just the way I roll.
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Lance Said This@Lance_Said_This4 Jul 2023
I always thought my dog hated 4th of July because of the fireworks, but it turns out all this time he was just a 1700s English Sympathist. 🤷‍♂️
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My Life As Dad@milifeasdad6 Jul 2023
I spent a solid 10 minutes lecturing my kid about not writing on the couch with a pen and she said “It’s a marker not a pen.”
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Uncle Duke@UncleDuke19695 Jul 2023
for the potato fears not death
Image from Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969)
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The Fishpants@thefishpants2 Jul 2023
Me: Wait, dead presidents means money? Zombie George Washington clawing his way up from the basement: BRAINS Me: NOT NOW GEORGE
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The Fishpants@thefishpants28 Jun 2023
The Burger King can legally officiate a wedding, but only if the rings are onion rings
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OyVeyLady@OyVeyLady6 Jul 2023
Have hit the point in summer break where I tell my kids to play outside and not come in or else. Follow me for more gentle parenting advice.
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Fomo Simpson@HaliPhacks28 Jun 2023
Like a fallen ice cube kicked under the refrigerator these are the days of our lives.
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The Late Innings@thelateinnings5 Jul 2023
boss: why are you late me: i'm sorry, there was a car accident reel on instagram and i slowed down to take a look
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