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Dan Isenberg

@TheseDanTweets

33 • My personal account, I will use "adult words" here • CFB, Pro Wrestling & Video Game Aficionado • Possible Sith Lord • Penn State • Altoona Mirror

 Tyrone, PA
Joined January 2015
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Mike Settle Jr@settleml92Oct 27
Pat McAfee has spent the last 6 years or so dishing it out but can’t take it. Had no problem calling the Ole Miss girl all kinds of names. He is digging his own grave
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Rodger Sherman@rodgerOct 25
National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. the NFL adapted it from a pagan fullback festival held each year at the time of the fall equinox
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Hey @Xfinity can you guys figure your shit out? I’ve been force logged out 4 times in less than an hour.
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@Xfinity I'm up to about 30 forced log outs since Saturday at Noon EST. Fix your shit. Multi-billion dollar company can't keep their services running.
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And again.
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Again.
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Eric Johnsen@ericjdesignsOct 19
Family Guy recently made a Civil War version of "Who's on First" that had me crying laughing. It had no business being that good.
BaseballHistoryNut (@nut_history) profile pictureBaseballHistoryNut
@nut_historyJun 29
Abbott & Costello - Who's on First Pure comedic genius
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youtu.be/egX9N8yOgaU?si=I-1m…
Goodnight Sweetheart Goodnight

Goodnight Sweetheart Goodnight

Goodnight sweetheart Goodnight-The spaniels. By the The Spaniels.I...

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Live look at all PSU fans as Rocco Becht comes back out to lead the Nittany Lions:
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It's time to see what Alex Manske can really do. Rocco isn't going to be here 6 weeks from now. I'd like to see if the kid can play before he decides to hit the portal and leave the QB room completely empty.
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We’ve gone way too far in the opposite direction from where we were that we’ve officially jumped the shark. There was never a need for more than 8 other than 💰💰💰 Also, FWIW, the BCS wasn’t that bad, we just were terrible at implementing it like most things humans do.
Cory Giger (@CoryGiger) profile pictureCory Giger@CoryGigerOct 17
This is excellent point about insanity of 24-team playoff. Big games no longer matter as much. Because you can lose that big game and still be very comfortable within 24. But crappy teams like PSU and Michigan, the game will be gigantic to stay in the discussion. Just stupid.
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“Billionaire Weenietown” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Badgers win it with the people’s elbow.
Bunch Formation (@BunchFormationP) profile pictureBunch Formation@BunchFormationPSep 27
WISCONSIN?!?!
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Adam Taliaferro@Tali43Sep 6
Michigan and the game clock strike again
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RedditCFB
@RedditCFBSep 6
Sports are fun, but they’re also a beautiful tool to teach young people valuable life lessons. Like “Work hard”, “Support your teammates”, and “Sometimes life is rigged in favor of those with more resources.”
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👀👀👀👀 Penn State has WRs that can make plays?
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Billy Binion
@billybinionAug 31
I feel like society collectively forgets how crazy it is that the most powerful military in the world is led by a former Fox News weekend host with no significant management experience who never held a high-ranking military command
The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) profile pictureThe Wall Street Journal
@WSJAug 31
Breaking: Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has resigned following months of tension with Pete Hegseth on.wsj.com/45UAF1Z
Exclusive | Army Secretary Resigns After Months of Friction With Hegseth

Exclusive | Army Secretary Resigns After Months of Friction With Hegseth

With Dan Driscoll’s departure, the Army will lack top Senate-confirmed civilian or military leaders.

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Heard a story of an AAU coach who put all 10 of his players on the floor at tip off. The refs told him that 5 needed to get off the court. He didn't and got a tech. He turned to the parents behind the bench and said, "See, I told you that they all couldn't start!"
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