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Dan Isenberg

@TheseDanTweets

33 • My personal account, I will use "adult words" here • CFB, Pro Wrestling & Video Game Aficionado • Possible Sith Lord • Penn State • Altoona Mirror

 Tyrone, PA
Joined January 2015
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Mike Settle Jr@settleml92Oct 27
Pat McAfee has spent the last 6 years or so dishing it out but can’t take it. Had no problem calling the Ole Miss girl all kinds of names. He is digging his own grave
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Rodger Sherman@rodgerOct 25
National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. the NFL adapted it from a pagan fullback festival held each year at the time of the fall equinox
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Eric Johnsen@ericjdesignsOct 19
Family Guy recently made a Civil War version of "Who's on First" that had me crying laughing. It had no business being that good.
BaseballHistoryNut (@nut_history) profile pictureBaseballHistoryNut
@nut_historyJun 29
Abbott & Costello - Who's on First Pure comedic genius
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Adam Taliaferro@Tali43Sep 6
Michigan and the game clock strike again
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RedditCFB
@RedditCFBSep 6
Sports are fun, but they’re also a beautiful tool to teach young people valuable life lessons. Like “Work hard”, “Support your teammates”, and “Sometimes life is rigged in favor of those with more resources.”
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Billy Binion
@billybinionAug 31
I feel like society collectively forgets how crazy it is that the most powerful military in the world is led by a former Fox News weekend host with no significant management experience who never held a high-ranking military command
The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) profile pictureThe Wall Street Journal
@WSJAug 31
Breaking: Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has resigned following months of tension with Pete Hegseth on.wsj.com/45UAF1Z
Exclusive | Army Secretary Resigns After Months of Friction With Hegseth

Exclusive | Army Secretary Resigns After Months of Friction With Hegseth

With Dan Driscoll’s departure, the Army will lack top Senate-confirmed civilian or military leaders.

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Heard a story of an AAU coach who put all 10 of his players on the floor at tip off. The refs told him that 5 needed to get off the court. He didn't and got a tech. He turned to the parents behind the bench and said, "See, I told you that they all couldn't start!"
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Sneedle@SRamirez68083Aug 3
I knew the remodeling after the fire was controversial but I thought it was culture war nonsense. I can see why people were angry.
Joe Pompliano (@JoePompliano) profile pictureJoe Pompliano
@JoePomplianoAug 1
Notre Dame’s new $100 million football facility looks INCREDIBLE
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Underdog
@UnderdogJul 21
How the last 3 National Championships would have looked if the SEC left the NCAA:
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Underdog (@Underdog) profile pictureUnderdog
@UnderdogJul 21
UGA Head Coach Kirby Smart on the SEC breaking away from the NCAA. "Yeah, I've actually been saying that for a long time."
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“Shut up or we’ll keep killing you”
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparJul 16
Tom Homan: "It all go backs to the Dems ... there's still gonna be more bloodshed unless they shut their mouth and let ICE enforce the laws that they enacted."
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NKY Lefty (@NKY_Leftist) profile picture
NKY Lefty
@NKY_LeftistJul 15
We do want voter ID though. Go ahead. Issue every citizen a free ID that's easy and free to update/replace and require bringing that to vote. Oh? That's not what you meant? You just want everyone to jump through hoops to vote? Gotcha, stfu then.
Remarks (@remarks) profile pictureRemarks
@remarksJul 15
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Joe Rogan says the only reason Democrats don't want voter ID in elections is to cheat.
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BuffaloRon (@BuffaloRon) profile picture
BuffaloRon
@BuffaloRonJul 14
Me: I'm going to eat healthy Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you
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Preseason Top 25 AP Poll will be released noon ET on Aug. 17. Plan your outrage accordingly
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USA vs Belgium
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Fightful Wrestling (@Fightful) profile picture
Fightful Wrestling
@FightfulJul 4
Sami Zayn basically adopted the WWE Championship. 😂
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Shaemus (@shae_aII_day) profile picture
Shaemus@shae_aII_dayJul 3
> be Algeria > end up in Lawrence > be embraced by community > blend KU and Algeria fandom > embrace KU athletics > lose in the round of 32
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RGT 85
@RGT_85Jun 30
Me watching grown ass man video game streamers struggling to play Star Fox on Switch 2, a game that I beat like it owed me money when I was 13.
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RedditCFB
@RedditCFBJun 30
Monterrey is a 6 hour drive from San Marcos, which means whatever that completely unhinged shootout was officially qualifies as #Pac12DespuesDeLaOscura.
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Fightful Wrestling
@FightfulJun 18
Danhausen’s face 😂😂
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Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasanJun 18
I know very little about basketball but I do know a bit about public speaking and I can say without any hyperbole that @ZohranKMamdani is one of the greatest public speakers alive on planet earth right now. Chills.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparJun 18
here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort
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