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Legends never die

Houston, TX
Joined May 2022
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Some women just look way better in clothing
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- an african living in france
je serai jamais influencé par des descendants d'esclaves
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Amad Diallo school of thought
Estevao is one of those shit players that get better in people’s minds the longer they don’t play
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Very much an outlier season, lol season just too long so you know how the mumbles go
texans “bad” rn but we are nowhere near the situation indy and tennessee in, so you won’t see us throwing away good players for what looks to be an outlier season in demeco’s tenure
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Insane
Florida dad, 31, drowns trying to save tangled seagull in Panama City Beach trib.al/JPXxff9
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Lol yea I’m in the snow this weekend confirmed
Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀 Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom. “It’s got to be blowjobs.” Then she went further. “I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.” And then came the places. The studio soundboard. Planes. Under blankets. Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane. “No, I’m not actually.” She was talking about international flights. Lights out. Blankets. Waiting for everyone to fall asleep. Alex’s reaction? “Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
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Lol might go find me a white girl this weekend
Inde Navarrette is an absolute freaking gorgeous
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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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And we traded for Marvin Harrison JUNIOR lol just ass
At least 2 rebuilding teams in the afc this year and the Texans are ass
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😂😂😂
Girl music be fun everytime that “I ain’t yo bitch no more” song come I be jamming
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Whewww lol Titans was not tryna at Jeff go
The #Bears are trading two 1st-round picks and a 4th round pick to the #Titans for Jeffrey Simmons.
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Lol biggest scam
Replying to @EatingFab
Dental insurance is a rip off
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Lmao after you have paid for a root canal, you will never pay for another
I paid $5,000 for one tooth this month. Please stop asking people why they don’t have side teeth.
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Lol this is how the NFL draft normally goes… lmao
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
how i see people with celebrities pfps
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🏆 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008. Legendary 🐐
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He knows Tatum gonna backdoor him next 😭😭😭😭😭
Derrick White’s reaction to receiving MVP chants: “For me?” 🤣🤣🤣 (via @NBA)
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Andrew Nembhard almost had the clip of a lifetime 😂
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FOURTH-TIER FLEETWOOD TOWN ELIMINATE 2025-2026 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS ARSENAL FROM THE CARABAO CUP 😱😱😱 BIGGEST UPSET IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL HISTORY 😤
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From on pace to be the greatest ever to “being there when my number’s called”😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Wins are the only stat that matters. @JJettas2
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