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I have a way with words. Cougar alumnus. Red Nation Always. Love my Astros. Texan for life. Tubi Enthusiast. Wrestling fanatic. Poet and storyteller.

Houston, TX
Joined March 2010
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🚀 Welcome to SCHN, Ashley Stroehlein! We’re excited to have Ashley joining Space City Home Network as our new Rockets Sideline Reporter. Welcome to the team! 🏀
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Millennials the most hated generation bc the brainwashing didn’t work on us lmao.
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Welcome home @chriscenacjr ❤️ A little hardware for the hard work 💍 #ForTheCity x #GoCoogs
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At crucial moments in the game, Jabari used to look at me and respectfully yell at me, to get him the ball. I was smart enough to listen most of the time. One of the best people and players I ever coached
Jabari Smith Jr. was in his bag tonight in Houston's victory: 🚀 30 PTS (game-high) 🚀 9 REB 🚀 5 AST 🚀 6 3PM The @HoustonRockets are now 6-1!
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Nat with the mic drop!!!
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RRRRRRRRRRRRROCKETSSSSSSS WINNNNNNN!!!
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150 wins with the Rockets. 200+ career wins. Congrats on the milestones, Coach! 👏 @Toyota | #AllFire
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RIP Sir Patrick Stewart. May your legacy live long and prosper 🖖
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.@TexansTORO1 surprises The Judgment Day! 🙌
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Nancy Lieberman had some deep pulls for WNBA/NBA player comps 🔥😮‍💨 Drop your best player comp below ⬇️
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A new home for Comets basketball! 🏀📺 Starting in 2027, Houston Comets games will air free locally on KTBU, with select games on @KHOU! Fans can also catch the action on Space City Home Network and SCHN+. More ways to watch. More Comets basketball. ☄️
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your 2026-2027 Houston Rockets 🗣️ #AllFire | #Rockets
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Jay-Z is rap’s Triple H. Pac and Big were his Rock/Austin, and Drake is his John Cena. He was never THE guy, but he stuck around the top for so long that we put him in convo’s he was never actually in. Stephanie McMahon is his Beyonce, without her…
50 Cent DEBATES with Andrew Schulz’s co-host AlexxMedia over Jay-Z, claiming Hov NEVER dominated rap musically like people think and used his LABEL to put himself among the GREATS, before saying Jay-Z NEVER beat him and did EVERYTHING to make sure Kanye West could 😳👀 “Jay-Z is significant and a phenomenal artist, but even better at maneuvering himself into that position without the music actually doing it. They did every f-cking thing, they unloaded the bank, to get that Kanye record into a good space. Then it worked.”
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MIAMI IS #1 !!!!!!!!!!
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Aye remember last year when they was like "CJ doesn't win that game" after the Jags win Then CJ went and beat them hoes yesterday with the season on the line PEPPERIDGE FARM REMEMBERS.
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GOOSEBUMPS! 🗣️ @WillGavin with the commentary on the last second field goal winner from Ka’imi Fairbairn 👏
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GO TEXANS!! 🤘 #HTownMade
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