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Thomas

@ThomasSWFL

Healthcare Data Analytics | Meme maker | Miami native | #PhinsUp | #DolphinsTwitter | Sarcasm enthusiast | Army Infantry Vet | ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | De Oppresso Liber

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Joined August 2010
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One of my favorite stats is Tom Brady's career losing record in games against the Dolphins in Miami.
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Chris Johnson atones for his failed corner blitz!
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Jaylen Wright should NEVER play RB. Exclusively KR/PR at this point.
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Vrabel is a mouth breather. Close your mouth douche bag. #Dolphins #NFL
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WASHINGTON RETURNS!
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Dirty fucking hit by Ellis! Well taught by Vrabel! #Dolphins #NFL
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Throw that mf Elliss out of the game! He launched into a defenseless receiver's helmet!
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Shank-a-potomus!
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Massive Doink, but good!
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UCHE with the SACK-EH!
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CONGRATS to the #DetroitLions on the Win and a game well played today. CHEERS to all my ‘72 undefeated teammates and #MiamiDolphin fans on our now 54 year record! Cheers! 🍾🥃🚬🐬
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Live look at Malik Willis’ decision making.
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New favorite stat: New England is just 10-16 in Miami since 2000, their worst such road record vs. any opponent (min. five road games).
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Fins are a late kickoff, plus clocks rolled back, so it's gonna feel like we're play #SNF, which is the closest we will get to a prime time game (not counting mandatory TNF punishment all teams suffer annually).
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No surprises here.
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Love these meme'd game recaps. #GuiltyPleasure facebook.com/share/v/14uS3rQ…
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Tesla is celebrating Halloween this year by having a Cybercab autonomously drive around Austin with skeletons inside haha 🎃
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Figured out a different way on how to stop getting political text...
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Aw shit, we lost Professor X and Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
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Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Who's Ravens career did you prefer, Christian Haynes or Maxx Crosby?
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