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Thomas

@ThomasSWFL

Healthcare Data Analytics | Meme maker | Miami native | #PhinsUp | #DolphinsTwitter | Sarcasm enthusiast | Army Infantry Vet | ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | De Oppresso Liber

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Joined August 2010
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Vrabel is a mouth breather. Close your mouth douche bag. #Dolphins #NFL
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Dirty fucking hit by Ellis! Well taught by Vrabel! #Dolphins #NFL
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CONGRATS to the #DetroitLions on the Win and a game well played today. CHEERS to all my ‘72 undefeated teammates and #MiamiDolphin fans on our now 54 year record! Cheers! 🍾🥃🚬🐬
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Live look at Malik Willis’ decision making.
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No surprises here.
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Tesla is celebrating Halloween this year by having a Cybercab autonomously drive around Austin with skeletons inside haha 🎃
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Figured out a different way on how to stop getting political text...
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Who's Ravens career did you prefer, Christian Haynes or Maxx Crosby?
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X Money
@XMoneyOct 29
Earn up to 3% cashback with the 𝕏 Card. Your everyday spending now pays you back. Add it to your mobile wallet today: nitter.gq/i/money/
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Kansas City Chiefs sign Justin Tucker 😳
🤖 Made with AI
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@305takesOct 28
Harrison Butker, Matt Araiza and Justin Tucker on the Chiefs special teams lmao
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@schadjoeOct 27
Miami Dolphins WR Caleb Douglas is the only rookie in the NFL this year to record two touchdowns in a game.
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NFL strength of schedule to-date thru 7 weeks, easiest schedules of opponents: 1. Vikings 2. Ravens 3. Giants 4. Jets 5. 49ers hardest: 32. Dolphins 31. Broncos 30. Patriots 29. Chargers 28. Bucs
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@schadjoeOct 27
Jonah Savaiinaea Miami Dolphins G PFF Grades Overall 2025 - 28.4 2026 - 49.4 Sacks 2025 - 8 2026 - 0 Penalties 2025 - 5 2026 - 0 Pressures/Game 2025 - 6.4 2026 - 1.5
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LMFAO sadly this is a banger, ggs go next
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@ThomasSWFLOct 26
Let's revisit this spicy take found on @ESPNNFL yesterday. Take it all in... Congrats to Ben Solak for this gem!
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@lelwhaleOct 26
Replying to @DocEllisd23 @ThomasSWFL @ESPNNFL
Legitimately gasped when I read that part. Couldn’t be further from the truth.
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His excuse is probably that Hall didn't play 😂
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Brutal 👌👍
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@ThomasSWFLOct 25
This post, from this person, makes my soul smile....
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@EspngreenyOct 25
That’s a loss that feels like the end of everything. The worst in years. Absolute disgrace. To all #Jets fans telling me to root for losses and draft picks, I’m not fighting back anymore. And it’s just a matter of when, not if, they fire the coach. They absolutely should.
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