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Joined September 2009
Weight cutting is the stupidest part of combat sports and holds back the sports from higher level performance.
Alexander Volkanovski looks noticeably fuller just 9 hours after his official UFC 333 weigh-in 👀
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Reminder that nobody sat down amd designed pistol rounds as you know them in competitive play. They blow and hold mr12 back from being good.
🤔 donk was asked: "If you could make one change to CS, what would it be?" «I think they’re too important and too random to decide so much in a game». W or L?
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TES has Xiaobai (AL 2025) as their substitute coach on loan from JDG. AL on the other hand lost their main drafting coach Despa1r (TES 2024, Weibo 2025) to visa issues and now they're stuck with BigWei, responsible BLG's years of unplayable drafts. Unfortunately I predicted it
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Ever notice if you say m0NESY is the best AWPer ever the people who push back are exhibiting pure cognitive dissonance and say nothing about how m0NESY or the person they think is the best actually AWPs?
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‼️Never tell s1mple your veto plans — learn from Kane’s mistakes: «Before veto, I approached s1mple. He asked which map we’d play. I said, “Let’s settle it on Mirage, like the good old days.” I came back to veto, and Mirage was already ban» — Kane
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Now have ZywOo do it and he won't name a single donk team-mate. Nuff said.
donk named his top 5 toughest opponents he's ever faced: 🇪🇪 ropz 🇫🇷 ZywOo 🇷🇺 m0NESY 🇧🇦 NiKo 🇮🇱 flameZ
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w0nderful has played the best CS of his career during NAVI's darkest hours and downfall. Easily one of the most unduly hated players by shitters with no eye test.
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How much will it cost to invite r1nkle as a photographer for a wedding?
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“Erm the Ethan Klein thing is really bad guys like really really bad. Well thank you bye” 123 million views, 1M in ad revenue
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Coming from a trad sports background, where in the NFL they scout routes to sit on them, baseball they scout ways pitchers hold the ball to know the next pitch, and hockey players tendencies to shoot blocker/glove. It's the BARE minimum to do pattern recognition.
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The experience of working in scene run by Riot Games:
This episode lives in my head rent free.
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This guy @FLCm0NESY… is arguably the best AWPer of the new generation 🥶
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What's funny is since he has the most kills years ago people would have defended him as having been let down by the others.
📉 donk finished as the LOWEST-RATED player in the entire lobby as Spirit lose to BetBoom! Not something you see every day! 😲
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Thorin on fans' double standards when judging Falcons' coaching decisions: "People made fun, even people on this show of those two things where like Lars Robl wanted m0NESY to wake up earlier, and the worst one ever was when they did a no PC bootcamp, remember that idea? 'What idiots they are.' Here's what people don't know, Astralis and Vitality won the Majors, they did no PC bootcamps too, and that was literally one of their main strategies as a team, because the idea of the no PC bootcamp was actually to build like team bonding and things like that and have exercises where you communicate, and it was actually things that have been very successful in the history of Counter-Strike, so all I'm making the point there is, people when zonic fails tell him he did nothing, but when he did the exact same things that succeeded he supposed to be the greatest coach of all time." (via @LastFreeNation's Snake & Banter ft. OverDrive)
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Ofc the Asian champions get fucked with their draws. What's new? The GenG-HLE match can have enormous consequences for the bracket. Imagine going 3-0 and getting GenG in the quarters!
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We hear much of old people being bigoted in their antiquated ideas. It has always been my experience that the young are much more bigoted in their new ideas.
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s1mple hasn't been the best player for four years bit nobody has a hold over fans like him. There will never be another like this.
📈 BC GAME COMPLETELY DOMINATED DRACULAN'S VIEWERSHIP! The match between BC Game and FaZe at DraculaN Season 7 peaked at 168,473 viewers across all platforms And when you look at the TOP 5 most-watched matches by peak viewership, every single one featured BC Game Even the tournament's Grand Final didn't make the TOP 5! ( Data via @EsportsCharts )
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kyousuke would get no criticism on MOUZ or FUT, Thorin believes. His problem is playing for a Falcons team that has to win now ‼️ "i think that as a result though he's in the wrong team like if he was in a team if he was on MOUZ or FUT none of us would complain about this player we'd all go what a fucking great player let's see how he develops that i agree though this is where you have a point though pimp if you are NiKo and zonic and m0NESY and karrigan you have to win now or everyone is mad at you"
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This is how the dickhead arguing with you about the game watched it in 2030
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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