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TEAquila Mockingturd

@TidBox

Hoes, bitches and badgers. Moonlights as a 'Lady' but has the airs and graces of a shoe. https://nitter.gq/t.co/9kRSaWp79m

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Joined June 2011
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Why do they even say "tomato" ketchup, is there another flavor?
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Uptown Schmuck@SchmuckOnAHorse28 Mar 2020
I wonder if that sock I lost thinks about me too.
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Adam@HorseMorsel28 Mar 2020
George Michael: Well, I guess it would be nice. If I could touch your body. CDC: No.
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Chad Read@squirrel74wkgn28 Mar 2020
I wonder if that Poison cassette is still jammed inside the tape deck of my old ‘92 Honda Civic.
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fredesque@FredTaming26 Mar 2020
today is january 86th, 2020
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tom@pilau27 Mar 2020
you can’t spell isolate without i ate
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SHANtilly Lace@theshantilly28 Mar 2020
I sat outside in the sun. That shit is dope.
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Bandersnaaatch@Bandersnaaatch29 Mar 2020
You know what? If I had a choice, I don’t think I’d be John Malkovich.
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Wolfmann 🇨🇦@wolfmannjr29 Mar 2020
Excited for this afternoon. I’m planning to switch things up and lie on my right side instead of my left. Stay tuned
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Jennifer Slopez@JennSlowpez24 Mar 2020
This is the best time to get high and cut your family’s hair. That’s what I’m doing. I have no training in this field but I watched a lot of YouTube videos. It will be fine.
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Badass O’Hoolihan@bigmanlychin29 Mar 2020
I have nothing in common with people who say “excuse the language” when they share a video on Facebook.
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RubMor@QBruby24 Mar 2020
Quarantine update: I'm washing my hands 200 times per day and haven't showered in a week
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RubMor@QBruby9 Feb 2020
I plotted to cheat at the Junior Olympics, and I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those medaling kids
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RubMor@QBruby28 Mar 2020
1920: Alcohol is prohibited 2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis
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Oliver 🟨🟥@BuddahSnorlax25 Mar 2020
Police now have the power to split up groups. Maybe start with Coldplay?
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cara@mamapojo1 May 2019
I really don’t want to know what a vagankle is, because what if I find out I have one...?
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tom@pilau25 Apr 2019
The Beatles: All you need is love Paramedic: We need a defibrillator! The Beatles: Love. Is. All. You. Need.
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SondraDee@SondraDeeMe29 May 2018
There’s something about a home cooked meal of fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, and biscuits with butter that makes me fat.
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Helleanor Rigby@Mom_Overboard25 Apr 2019
The Girl with the Doritos Tattoo
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SlimWines@SlimWines24 Apr 2019
If you’re a professional welder and you don’t recreate the scene from Flashdance every Friday afternoon, what’s the point of your existence!?
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