Stand up comic. CEO of Fake Business. Podcast: The Tim Dillon Show. LIVE/MERCH LINK ⬇️

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Joined August 2011
It’s so fantastical that I’m legitimately desperate to interview her about it. @AlexisWilkins, it would be my distinct honor to have you on the show to discuss your SHOCKING discovery. The only thing you missed was that the network is actually being run by @TimJDillon.
Replying to @willsommer
Me and my so called “flynn network” hard at work 😂don’t lose your sense of humor folks, stuff getting deep.
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This is one of the best podcasts anyone has ever done EVER. @TimJDillon is the greatest ranter that has ever lived. open.spotify.com/episode/2SK…
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🚨NEW: Popular Comedian Tim Dillon RIDICULES Chris Cuomo's defense of Hunter Biden as "typical drug addled person"🚨 DILLON: "I know a lot of drug-addled people — very few of them ended up in the Ukraine ... None of my drug addict friends ended up in Malibu selling art for $80,000." @DailyCaller
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CNN asks Tim Dillon if comedians with podcasts are “part of a new establishment” and gets immediately destroyed 🤣
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🚨NEW: Tim Dillon breaks down the current state of America and the offshoring of American manufacturing through the metaphor of Oompa Loompas, Willy Wonka, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Absolutely BRILLIANT and HILARIOUS. (10 Minutes. MUST WATCH) 📸: @TimJDillon
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🚨TIM DILLON: "Disney is in big trouble with the new Snow White. You have Rachel Zegler who is in Hamas and Gal Gadot who is in the IDF. They're stars of the movies and they're on both sides of the middle east and THERE'S NO F**KING DWARVES because Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones opened his mouth and said it was f**ked up to have dwarves in the movie called Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. I want to see dwarves. I don't want Middle East conflict. I want dwarves." LMAO 😂
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🚨Tim Dillon on Hollywood Celebrities for Kamala: "Taylor Swift is the biggest celebrity endorsement any politician can get. It didn't work. Nobody cared. Nobody cared about Oprah. Nobody cared about George Clooney. Nobody cared about any of these people because people are sick of it. They know celebrities don't get them. Is it comforting when you're waiting in a line to get discounted food from the Church who Taylor Swift thinks you should vote for? Everyone thought women would come out for abortion, apparently not. Apparently a more salient issue is who can afford food. They imagine women with children and a husband who are waiting in line for food are getting a text from Taylor Swift and thinking 'I want to feed my kids but what I really want is to have an abortion.’ Waffles are $40 but at least abortions are free.”
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🚨TIM DILLON: "You have to stop condescending to people. Stop talking down to them. Stop telling them their concerns about the country are invalid. You have to stop thinking you're better because you went to college for four years and have a degree. Do you think that makes you better than anyone? You don't know anything about how this country is run. If you did you wouldn't have gotten walloped the way you did, you just lost. So take some time, lick your wounds, and listen to Roseanne and RFK, they will lead the way."
Parents: Help pick your kids’ college wisely. The more a college charges for tuition and claims their elitism, the more radicalized your child may be if they go there.
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to challenge video, or to only fans? that is the question. 🎤 Tim Dillon: This Is Your Country is now playing only on Netflix
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Land of the free, baby 🎤 Tim Dillon: This Is Your Country premieres October 1 only on Netflix
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Perfect description of Kamala by @TimJDillon: "If you were going to build a robot in a lab that would be secretly controlled by billionaires, it would be Kamala Harris...Kamala is perfectly comfortable with being used as a tool by other people to say anything and do anything."
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Just announced Vegas! This weekend 7/25-7/27 🎟️ wiseguyscomedy.com/nevada/la…
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Comedian and podcaster @TimJDillon's cultural commentary and satire has established him as one of America's top comedic voices in recent years. Join him this weekend for his Hall debut: bit.ly/3TPPigG
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‘Meghan is a Hollywood actress. If you think the royal family is cold, if you think the royal family is calculating, you’ve never met a Hollywood actress’ - I interviewed the very great @TimJDillon spectator.co.uk/article/tim-…
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There’s a lot of chaos in the world and only one man can make sense of it all… America’s sweetheart @timjdillon is on #Flagrant right now. Indulge!
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The lineup is out for the 11th Annual Patrice O'Neal Comedy Benefit! Get tickets: nycitycenter.org/Patrice2024
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Tim Dillon retweeted
TONIGHT! Join @TonyHinchcliffe + @redban and the band for a brand new episode of @KILLTONY w/ special guest, the GREAT @TimJDillon 8PM CST - youtu.be/GIGu1OtWXF8?si=52dC… – at Texas, USA
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Houston this week 🎟️ improvtx.com/houston/comic/t…
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Tim Dillon retweeted
The hilarious @TimJDillon was our first ever guest on a Bone To Pick Podcast and it was perfect! Full episode on the BTP YouTube channel! Enjoy! @robertkelly @bigmanmike @bonetopickcast
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