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LeMule

@TimLeMule
 Toronto, Canada
Joined December 2008
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This is the cousin who nobody talks to and you never see except for thanksgiving when he shows up, brags about how well he’s doing, does this then takes you aside and tearfully asks for a loan
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@factpostnewsNov 2
Vivek Ramaswamy performs "Lose Yourself" by Eminem at the Iowa State Fair
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Krusty betting against the Globetrotters because he thought the Generals “were due” is one of the great jokes of all time
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Imagine putting together an entire halftime show based off of one woman doing a cover of Thunderstruck on xylophone……and having it KICK TOTAL ASS!
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@BaseballWRLD_Oct 31
1 year ago today I don’t think I will ever watch a baseball game better than this
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logging on to linkedin and commenting who cares on every post
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@RyanairOct 30
husband probably had a great flight
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@instablog9jaOct 19
Woman cries for three hours after passenger refuses to swap seats so she can sit beside her husband on 10-hour flight from Turkey to the US
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“Welcome home, Captain”
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I have long maintained that this is the single funniest thing I've ever seen. Still is.
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this clip fries me every time
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Watching everyone Stand Up to Cancer at the World Series reminded me of the most hilarious Bill Burr bit of all time 😂 #WorldSeries
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We need an actual medical term for Dementia That Makes You Gay
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@factpostnewsOct 27
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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@Bnkz90Oct 25
Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut where employees share the real reasons they quit their toxic jobs.
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amazing how it took boomers decades to get a grasp on shit like 'sending a text' and 'using microsoft word', but they picked up on AI almost immediately
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“CF-35” Oh my goodness gracious
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@RCAF_ARCOct 23
The RCAF received its first two CF35As yesterday at Luke Air Force Base in Arizona. The future of air and space power is built on more than equipment alone.
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No one in the history of media knew the interior workings of a young boy’s brain better than Bill Watterson
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Best HR harassment video ever.
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I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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Stunned by this shocking reveal in Norm's book
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The woman who asked to switch seats apparently cried for 3 HOURS because her husband couldn’t sit next to her. You know that man was blissfully content in his seat away from her and probably booked separate seats on purpose lol.
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@FlynnUnboundOct 19
Only way I’m trading is if I’m getting the better seat. You pay for your seat now or you get a random seat. I pay for mine. No I’m not trading and no I won’t be guilted into it. But if you have a nice business class seat and I’m in economy, maybe I’ll listen.
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Type of thing referenced in a 7th century manuscript by a guy named Theobald of Cremona that later scholars conclude is obviously made up
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@nypostOct 18
Priest gave sermon on spontaneity of death just before falling crucifix killed him during livestreamed mass trib.al/z1QhWvA
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