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product data engineering lead, data shaman, industrial genomics @Bayer4Crops -- formerly @MonsantoCo -- turning "ought" into "is" - Tweets are mine

Saint Louis, MO
Joined October 2013
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The most useful razors and rules I've found: 1. Bragging Razor - If someone brags about their success or happiness, assume it’s half what they claim If someone downplays their success or happiness, assume it’s double what they claim 2. High Agency Razor - If unsure who to work with, pick the person that has the best chances of breaking you out of a 3rd world prison. 3. The Early-Late Razor - If it's a talking point on Reddit, you might be early. If it's a talking point on LinkedIn, you're definitely late. 4. Luck Razor - If stuck with 2 equal options, pick the one that feels like it will produce the most luck later down the line. I used this razor to go for drinks with a stranger rather than watch Netflix. In hindsight, it was the highest ROI decision I've ever made. 5. Buffett's Law - "The value of every business is 100% subject to government interest rates" - Warren Buffett 6. The 6-Figure Razor - If someone brags about "6 figures" -- assume it's closer to $100K than $900K. 7. Parent Rule - Break down the investments your parents made in you: Time, Love, Energy, and Money. If they are still alive, aim to hit a positive ROI (or at least break even.) 8. Instagram Razor - When you see a photo of an influencer looking attractive on Instagram -- assume there are 99 worse variations of that photo you haven't seen. They just picked the best one. 9. Narcissism Razor - If worried about people's opinions, remember they are too busy worrying about other people's opinions of them. 99% of the time you're an extra in someone else's movie 10. Everyday Razor - If you go from doing a task weekly to daily, you achieve 7 years of output in 1 year. If you apply a 1% compound interest each time, you achieve 54 years of output in 1 year. 11. Bezos Razor - If unsure what action to pick, let your 90-year-old self on death bed choose it. 12. Creativity Razor - If struggling to think creatively about a subject, transform it: • Turn a thought into a written idea. • A written idea into a drawing. • A drawing into an equation. • An equation into a conversation. In the process of transforming it, you begin to spot new creative connections. 13. The Roman Empire Rule - Historians now recognize the Roman Empire fell in 476 - but it wasn't acknowledged by Roman society until many generations later. If you wait for the media to inform you, you'll either be wrong or too late. 14. Physics Razor - If it doesn't deny the law of physics, then assume it's possible. Do not confuse society's current lack of knowledge -- with this knowledge being impossible to attain. E.g. The smartphone seems impossible to someone from the 1800s -- but it was possible, they just had a lack of knowledge. 15. Skinner's Law - If procrastinating, you have 2 ways to solve it: • Make the pain of inaction > Pain of action • Make the pleasure of action > Pleasure of inaction 16. Network Razor - If you have 2 quality people that would benefit from an intro to one another, always do it. Networks don't divide as you share them, they multiply. 17. Gell-Mann Razor - Assume every media article contains a % of false information. Sandbox the article from your worldview until you've: • Seen primary sources • Spoken to 3 domain experts 18. Taleb's Surgeon - If presented with two equal candidates for a role, pick the one with the least amount of charisma. The uncharismatic one has got there despite their lack of charisma. The charismatic one has got there with the aid of their charisma.
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Assuming ill-intent in everything people do is a dreadful way to live your life.
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1/ On Being Efficient With Busy People This is a thread for people at junior to mid stages in their career (people at senior levels generally operate this way and, at very senior levels, they all operate this way). It is updated for 2022 practices
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Here is a guide to eating Asian food: 1. All of it is family style - that's what the lazy Susan is for (except for Japanese bento boxes). 2. Eat the rice with the entree. 3. When someone offers you an entree, it is part of our culture. 1/
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Yes but you must understand that being a cop in America is a very dangerous job where you’re forced to make high-stakes decisions like “which hand do you hold your dick with while a murderer slaughters 19 children in the unlocked room next door?”
here's some clown shit and also a reminder that US cops are the third highest funded military in the world
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This amazing drawing from @forrestbrazeal hits extremely close to the mark.
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The first sub-4:00 mile was run on this day in 1954 by Roger Bannister
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The Precambrian is cosmic horror: - Happened an unfathomably long time ago, and unfolded over spans of time our minds can't truly comprehend - Proves the earth was completely different billions of years ago and changed only at the whims of natural selection
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With the sinking of the Moskva, I'm seeing a lot of people breathlessly declaring the end of blue water navies and capital ships in the same way Ukraine's successes with our Javelins signal the end of the main battle tank. Everybody, slow tf down. 1/
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I'm very happy about the feedback to my arguments on why we should be longtermists. ourworldindata.org/longtermi… I was hoping that it offers a perspective on our time – and humanity's future – that some had not considered. This became true, at least for several people who wrote back.
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Lord grant me the confidence of a bitcoiner explaining the economics of scarcity on Twitter
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In tech, the easiest way to succeed is copying. The hard part is finding the right things to copy.
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I think that wokeness is mostly ok, but like everything that has opinions to which it is not acceptable to disagree on rational grounds, it should be understood as a church, and kept separate from the state
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🧵One of my very favorite #JWST science stories concerns the mirror gold. This seem like a good time to tell it. As with all good stories, it has been told before, but I think it is worth a rant. And at the end, there will be a twist. 1/
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DM: The party is trapped against the castle wall @jack: I attempt disguise! DM: roll vs Stealth @jack: 1 DM: No one believes you are a block.
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How should you back up a Kubernetes cluster? You know, all that cluster and application state? You *could* use a pile of scripts for each component. Not great. Today, we're previewing Backup for GKE on @googlecloud. It's sophisticated, yet easy to use. cloud.google.com/blog/produc…
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Manage your Spotify library/playlists as code with Terraform. This is something you probably didn't know you needed and you also honestly don't need it but we've gone ahead and wrote a tutorial about it anyways. Very cool community provider! learn.hashicorp.com/tutorial…
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you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the person who has to make slides about team strategy
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