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Double the under__score. Half the Asian. All the best.

Melbourne
Joined January 2010
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The only way to stop a bad guy with asbestos is a good guy with asbestos If you ban asbestos, building contractors would just find another way to kill occupants with carcinogenic insulation The problem isn't asbestos, it's mental health We need to put asbestos in every school
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5- But some of those embroiled in this upheaval deserve forgiveness. Perhaps only a few. This world is difficult enough as it is. Let’s conserve our judgement for those that have truly earned it.
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Here's what @SirPatStew got up to at the weekend. Cheers! #F1
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Self-driving Mercedes will be programmed to sacrifice pedestrians to save the driver buff.ly/2eudhOI
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Brownlow votes delivered the traditional way...by a male stripper. #BrownlowMedal
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This #KuboMovie vine is perfection. Can't stop watching it! cc/ @UniversalPicsAU vine.co/v/5eEaxAzMzpZ
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Sorry NBC but a green backdrop is asking for trouble.
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#firstsevenjobs Arbys Sucking dicks: crack Arbys Sucking dicks: heroin Arbys Sucking dicks: glue Arbys Social media director Enjoy Arbys
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Beautiful read on the psychology, evolutionary purpose and existential rewards of deep play brainpickings.org/2016/08/04…
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Enough is enough .today i have decided to take action and sent this leter to the office of NBC CEO Steven Burke
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Watch yo back, you gun loving chumps
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what if Face/off in theatars today Face/swap honestly whole movie just nicholes cage and jon travolta having fun with apps ★★☆☆☆ TRT 2 hr
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Arbys puts its pants on in the morning just like you: paralyzed by creeping dread as we speed ever closer towards inevitable doom. Eat arbys
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In his new book, @azizansari explores the challenge of looking for love in the digital age: nyr.kr/1UpTgYz
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I hope before #GameOfThrones eventually wraps we find out just whatever the FUCK this dude's problem is.
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Hahn unveils first work from Ogilvy mumbrel.la/1Eza3zQ via @mumbrella
#ValentinesDayAdvice you don't need anyone, you're amazing & no one can compete. Drink a beer in the park by yourself & judge everyone else.
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This could be the future of professional lifestyles. "A Global Co-Living Subscription for Nomads" j.mp/1z2uCQm
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People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.
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