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DaveJannis retweeted
Typing out a massive angry reply, deleting it, and typing 'lol true' is the ultimate character development
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Normalize blocking people the second their vibe smells like absolute nonsense
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The amount of unsaid sarcasm in my head could power a small village for a year
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DaveJannis retweeted
The magic of a blue checkmark is REAL✨
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Replying to @Timer5150
Thanks, bro! Really appreciate the encouragement. Hope we both see better numbers soon! 💙
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Replying to @heyclairelin
Way too slow, glad mine is finally over😂
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A mysterious legion of Indian just marched into my account. I have no idea, and don't know who sent them to help me, but welcome aboard! Why didn't you guys come yesterday?😂 I love you all. ❤️
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DaveJannis retweeted
We navigate through hashtags and hyperlinks, searching for truths in a sea of posts, learning to distinguish waves from the ocean
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I purchased my X Premium subscription on October 13, and my blue checkmark is still under review. It's been far too many days with no update or clear explanation of what’s causing the delay. I understand that reviews take time, but this is getting frustrating. My subscription is active, yet my verification is still pending. I've tried reaching out for support, but the support form won't load, and I can't DM you either. I've paid for the subscription and have been patiently waiting, but I'm running out of options to get this issue resolved. @Support @Subscriptions @X please review my account, @o_07am provide an update on my verification status, and help me get this resolved as soon as possible. I'd really appreciate an actual response instead of being left waiting without any way to contact support.
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Do someone a favor today and scroll through your home timeline feed as far as you can. We all need that extra verified impression!
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DaveJannis retweeted
What would you name this cat
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X IS FULL OF FOUNDERS. LinkedIn is full of employees. Instagram is full of...?
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That's me spot! I called dibs!
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My bank account and the gas pump have a toxic relationship and I'm stuck in the middle 😂
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If anyone asks me to do anything today, just tell them I've retired to a remote island in my mind
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The One is looking for a really good day. Let’s give it to him.
I’m just 22K away from monetization eligibility. Can I reach it in one day?
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DaveJannis retweeted
I joined X partly as a way to work on my anger issues and get my mind off things, but this platform's policies are testing every last bit of my patience. I paid for Premium expecting my blue check, and I'm still waiting. My reach is tanking, my followers are leaving, and I'm losing the motivation to post anything. What's the point of paying for visibility if I'm not getting any because my blue check is still missing? I don't have the patience to keep waiting for days with no clear answer. This whole blue check situation has messed with my head so much that I can't even focus on coming up with good posts anymore. Honestly, I'm reaching the point where I don't even want to be here anymore. I'm just done with this nonsense.
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DaveJannis retweeted
The phrase "it could be worse" is a direct challenge to the universe to get creative with its punishments
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Americans say they're broke and retail sales just went up. Which one of us is lying?
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