Lakers - Dodgers - Rams “It’s not about the number of hours you practice, it’s about the number of hours your mind is present during the practice.” - Kobe

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2011
My cousin has 2 tix for the super bowl paid $2500 for each ticket he didnt realize last year it was going to be the day of his wedding. If interested he is looking for someone to take his place. Her name is Lisa Phillips 5'1, about 140lbs, a good cook, She'll be in white dress.
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Still the funniest sales call of all time 😭
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In LA they are fine invading your privacy with speed cameras but not ok with the cameras that actually catch criminals… only in LA.
Replying to @LaInaMinute @NBCLA
Here's a map of all 25 new LA speed camera locations (LADOT / NBC LA):
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i’m giving one of you a fucking ROLEX like + repost + follow me one random winner picked 48 hours from this tweet. no purchase necessary
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Free from LeShackles 😭
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WALKER KESSLER IN HIS DEBUT 🤯 26 POINTS 9 REBOUNDS 12/12 FG 2 BLOCKS 30 MINUTES 2ND BEST SHOOTING GAME IN LAKERS HISTORY 🔥
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Yaxel tryna fit in his first game and talk trash to Luka
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Luka Doncic to Yaxel Lendeborg "Come back out, p*ssy"
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Lakers are so beautiful
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A full page ad from Luka Dončić is in today’s LA Times
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The last time the Dodgers lost in the NLCS… the Rams won the Super Bowl. worth monitoring.
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just max out your credit cards it's almost over lol
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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Knew I was fucked when the Rams sent Trent Attayah out to win the game 😞
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Replying to @BenCampbe
Dodgers lineup tonight: Mookie Betts, SS - Red Sox didn't want to pay him, traded for young prospects incl. Alex Verdugo Freddie Freeman, 1B - Braves didn't resign Will Smith, C - homegrown Shohei Ohtani, DH - wanted to win Teoscar Hernández, LF - we wanted him, apparently no one else did Max Muncy, 3B - A's cut him made himself with the Dodgers Enrique Hernández, 2B - Mr. October utility man anyone could have at least attempted to sign Kyle Tucker, RF - free agent hit like absolute shit all year Andy Pages, CF - homegrown Cry more bitch
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THE DODGERS TAKE GAME 1 TARIK SKUBAL SHOVED THE OFFENSE HIT A LOT OF HOMERS GAME 2 TOMORROW NIGHT
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This shot is INCREDIBLE.
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Little advice for the single fellas: if there’s a really cute girl you know who is in real estate and you’re interested. Now is the time to shoot your shot. Never let a crisis go to waste.
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BREAKING: The US 30Y Note Yield rises above 5.60% for the first time since June 2002. That’s another +36 basis points this month alone. 8% mortgages will arrive next week.
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Can we please have this woman run for anything so that we can elect her and ultimately make her POTUS?
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"Probably the first time in my 3 years here that I feel like the pieces actually fit together.” — JJ Redick (h/t @ohnohedidnt24)
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