TourGuideTed - a suave, debonair travel writer in a small, furry package. Furrier than the average tour guide! Store: https://xitter.cf/t.co/vui72MS5W7

UK
Joined January 2012
Hope you all had a good #BeMoreToddy Day today (@ToddyFur 's birthday). I usually try to do some activities and fundraising but failed today owing to kitchen installing. We hope to have a charity raffle in a couple of weeks 🤞🏽🤞🏽 - some great prices for Christmas
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RIP to the great Walter Koenig, who brilliantly played Psi Cop Bester on all five seasons of Babylon 5. A frightening performance by a wonderful man.
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Hudson needs a home🏡he's been in #Essex rescue for a while now😔he deserves a forever home🏠 Can we help find one? Paws crossed for a happy ever after Have you got room in your heart&home for him? #forgottensoulshour @gsrescueelite gsrelite.co.uk #k9hour #rehomehour
Hudson is coming up to 4yrs old and he came to us in Feb 24. Hudson is a sweet but shy boy who can live with older kids and may benefit from living with a large breed dog to help his confidence #dogs #germanshepherd #Essex gsrelite.co.uk/hudson/
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🔁Please share Delphine during #k9hour & #rehomehour 🔁 🏡👇All her rehoming info is in the post below👇🏡
Meet Delphine, a gorgeous 10 month old German Shepherd crossbreed who is ready to find a family of her own 🐶Still only a youngster, she has so much life ahead of her & a whole world of wonderful things to discover 🐶Delphine is at that lovely age where she can learn, grow & develop into a fantastic companion with the right people by her side 🏡Delphine deserves a home where she can feel safe, settled, enjoy new experiences & become a much-loved member of the family 🏡As a young dog, Delphine will benefit from ongoing training, positive encouragement & a patient owner / owners who can help her build confidence & learn all the things she needs to know 🏡She’ll need someone willing to put in the time & enjoy watching her blossom into the dog she’s meant to be. In return, you’ll have the joy of sharing her journey as she grows & discovers just how wonderful life can be 🏡If you have the time, love & commitment to offer a young dog, Delphine could be the perfect addition to your family. Could you give this lovely girl her happy ever after? 🏡If you think you can offer Delphine the right home, please complete the application form by following the link below👇 🔗 greenacresrescue.org.uk/find… 👋When you submit the application form, you will receive an acknowledgement straightaway (see screenshot)👋 📝FYI: Applications are processed Monday to Thursday. Please be patient, our Rehoming Team will be in contact with you as soon as possible📝 🏡🏥All successful applications are subject to home & Vet checks🏥🏡 📍Our animals are based in #Pembrokeshire South West #Wales While we do rehome across the UK, please keep our location in mind because visits to the centre are essential. We may also prioritise homes that are closer to the rescue For full details on our adoption process please visit: 🔗 greenacresrescue.org.uk/adop… Can't adopt right now? The best way to help an animal in need is to: 🔁SHARE THEIR POST so it reaches their forever home🔁 📝Engage with their post by leaving a comment or an emoji because this helps with the X algorithm📝 Thank you for considering adoption & for helping us find a truly special home for Delphine 💚🙏💚 #teamgreenacres #rescue #k9hour #rehomehour #teamzay
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🚨 THE THEATER OF BLOOD & ELECTIONS: In Gaza, even a temporary breath of relief is calculated to test our limits. Yesterday, the border briefly opened to let 40 food trucks pass, slightly dropping the astronomical 10x hyperinflation down to 4x normal cost. But the illusion of safety ends tomorrow. On Tuesday, all borders will completely shut again until further notice, treated once more as mere leverage for the upcoming Israeli elections. Our blood and basic wheat remain cheap political propaganda. 📉💔 The arithmetic of survival is brutal: what used to cost $50 now requires an exhausting $200 just to purchase the exact same basic food. While I received a few small donations—for which I am immensely grateful—the financial standstill via PayPal is keeping us at the edge of a real catastrophe. Militarily, the dark never rests; yesterday, a devastating strike targeted a university courtyard, leaving dozens injured and martyred, while quadcopter drones have literally become a permanent nightmare, hovering and firing over our roof every single night. Together with my wife, my son Ayman, and my daughter Julia, we are rationing every ounce. Our 13 bags of flour (25kg each) remain our absolute shield, and I am still managing our 17 innocent cats' food under a strict First-In, First-Out (FIFO) system, buying from what is available to protect our main strategic reserve. But under a 4x inflated market, our shields are draining fast. We urgently need a serious, definitive stand from you today. Your direct support via PayPal (paypal.me/animalrescue703) is our final anchor to replace consumed food, cover urgent vet care, and keep hearts beating. Retweet, share, or stand with us. 🙏⏳ #Gaza #NorthGaza #Siege #Survival #GazaCats #StopTheWar
🚨 We hide within our chests things that no one knows—pains untold, words that found no one to understand them, and dreams that quietly faded into the dark. We smile as if we are completely fine, while inside us are stories too heavy and vast ever to be narrated. Last night, we couldn't sleep for a single second out of pure terror. Heavy tanks bombarded our neighborhood with random machine-gun fire, and at dawn, a devastating hail of tank bullets rained directly into our home's garden. Quadcopters never left our skies, firing directly at houses while relentless drone strikes left dozens of martyrs yesterday and today. 💔💥 A third engineered famine is ravaging North Gaza amidst total international silence. For over two consecutive weeks, the blockade has sealed everything; no food or essential supplies have entered. Local bakeries are completely shut, and the markets are virtually empty—there is nothing left on the shelves except a few canned goods and sweets, and even these canned goods will run out very soon. Hunger and agony are tearing through families and children beneath the rubble. Semicolon-by-semicolon, survival is being erased. Speak Up For Gaza Before It's Too Late! 🐾📈 Thanks to our completed campaign, our 17 innocent cats have their core reserve which I manage under a strict First-In, First-Out (FIFO) system, but my human family is unprotected. The 13 bags of flour (25kg each) I secured are our last line of defense, but under this hyperinflation and empty market, we are facing a dead end. We urgently need a serious stand from you today. Your direct support via PayPal (paypal.me/animalrescue703) is our absolute last anchor for family survival, replacement food, and emergency care. Be their voice. Save what is left of Gaza. Retweet, share, or stand with us. 🙏⏳ #Gaza #NorthGaza #Siege #FamineAlert #SpeakUpForGaza #GazaCats #StopTheWar
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Visitor this morning... Think he wants to come in?
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Any knitters got a raglan sleeve chunky sweater knitting pattern please? Got this wool but hard to find a pattern! Preferably flat knit. Or point me to a good website tried Love Crafts and WY Spinners. #knitting
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Is anyone else watching Scooby Doo? #AnipalMovieClub It is very much as awful as I suspected... 😃 But nice to see the gang together
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I've set an alarm - hoping I remember!
Scooby-Doo the movie Disney + tonight came and watch hashtag @anipalmovieclub see u there tonight 😘
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Sorry it's late! Here's the calendar tourguideted.com/index.html?… You need to get your autumn/fall pics into me - DM to @HeroStuffie asap - although I'm probably going to be late again... Hope you like
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24 October 1975. Last episode of the stop-motion animated TV series, The Wombles, was broadcast on BBC1. The Wombles live under Wimbledon Common collecting and recycling rubbish. The series ran for 60 episodes.
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🚨 We hide within our chests things that no one knows—pains untold, words that found no one to understand them, and dreams that quietly faded into the dark. We smile as if we are completely fine, while inside us are stories too heavy and vast ever to be narrated. Last night, we couldn't sleep for a single second out of pure terror. Heavy tanks bombarded our neighborhood with random machine-gun fire, and at dawn, a devastating hail of tank bullets rained directly into our home's garden. Quadcopters never left our skies, firing directly at houses while relentless drone strikes left dozens of martyrs yesterday and today. 💔💥 A third engineered famine is ravaging North Gaza amidst total international silence. For over two consecutive weeks, the blockade has sealed everything; no food or essential supplies have entered. Local bakeries are completely shut, and the markets are virtually empty—there is nothing left on the shelves except a few canned goods and sweets, and even these canned goods will run out very soon. Hunger and agony are tearing through families and children beneath the rubble. Semicolon-by-semicolon, survival is being erased. Speak Up For Gaza Before It's Too Late! 🐾📈 Thanks to our completed campaign, our 17 innocent cats have their core reserve which I manage under a strict First-In, First-Out (FIFO) system, but my human family is unprotected. The 13 bags of flour (25kg each) I secured are our last line of defense, but under this hyperinflation and empty market, we are facing a dead end. We urgently need a serious stand from you today. Your direct support via PayPal (paypal.me/animalrescue703) is our absolute last anchor for family survival, replacement food, and emergency care. Be their voice. Save what is left of Gaza. Retweet, share, or stand with us. 🙏⏳ #Gaza #NorthGaza #Siege #FamineAlert #SpeakUpForGaza #GazaCats #StopTheWar
🚨 AN UNYIELDING BLOCKADE / A THIRD FAMINE LOOMS: The Israeli occupation has been actively obstructing all aid and essential goods from entering Gaza for two consecutive weeks, stripping us of the barest necessities of life. This engineered strangulation has triggered a ridiculous hyperinflation, driving prices to a staggering 10x normal cost. As these tight restrictions persist, the humanitarian crisis worsens exponentially, and a looming third famine now directly threatens the survival of every single soul in Gaza. The World Food Programme (WFP) has already cut off monthly assistance for 500,000 people due to funding shortages, leaving half a million empty plates while local bakeries are forced to completely shut down due to a total lack of flour. 📈💔 In the picture below, my wife is making bread. Every single night, the sky rains fire, explosive robots carrying tons of TNT detonate to shake our souls, and the non-stop bombardment continues from land, air, and sea. In this lawless dark, my wife, my son Ayman, and my daughter Julia are holding onto survival. Thanks to our proactive planning, the 13 bags of flour (25kg each) I secured are keeping us breathing before this total blockade entirely dries us out. For our 17 innocent cats, I am still fighting to buy their supplies from the stores daily because animal food hasn’t completely run out yet, refusing to touch their strategic reserve. But our financial support is at a devastating standstill. 🐾📦 We are fighting to keep hearts beating where engineered starvation is the policy. To help us survive this ruthless blockade and break this frozen momentum, my human family and sanctuary desperately need a serious stand from you today. Your direct solidarity via PayPal (paypal.me/animalrescue703) is our absolute last anchor to replace consumed food, sustain our kids, and cover emergency medical care. Do not look away. Please be our amplifier today. Retweet, share, or stand with us. 🙏⏳ #Gaza #NorthGaza #Siege #FamineAlert #WFP #GazaCats #StopTheWar
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Fred in his #Halloween2026 top from @StuffieStuff1
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Look @GeckoComms another package from our holibobs has arrived
Thank you so so much @TourGuideTed for the delicious Halloween treats! Huge koala hugs!
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We hope you enjoy them @GeckoComms
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@TourGuideTed Thank you for my parcel of goodies. It arrived today. I promise to share them with the dressing table hug.
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Forgot the picture! Murder on the Nile...
Kookie & I have come to the theatre with Asst & RAD
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Kookie & I have come to the theatre with Asst & RAD
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.@SouthWestWater My drinking water has been disgusting and contaminated for years, someone came out about 5yrs ago and gave me a one way valve and told me to get it fitted as the dirty water was coming from my washing machine, a plumber checked and as I thought, the washing machine outlet is totally separate to the kitchen sink. When the bowl is left in the sink overnight there is a thick gritty sludge in the bottom of the bowl in the morning from the dripping tap. Even leaving some water in the bowl the sediment settles and it's like grey sand. I'd like someone to come out and look at this as drinking this water has made me very ill and over time it has made my health worse by the day. I have resorted to buying bottled water as it is no longer safe to drink the tap water. Being a senior citizen I have a limited income so this is an extra expense I can do without. But if I want my health to improve from the muck thats coming out of my taps then I have no alternative. I attach the photographs I took this morning and you can see how bad the matter is. You can dm me for more details. I just want you to notice that this is a serious matter and having been on hold on the phone for over an hour this is my last resort before contacting my MP.
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