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9 Big Macs in and I have hit a wall
Not a good time for little kids to start asking Ronald McDonald for a photo
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Sydney Sweeney doesn't believe in that never let em know your next move bullshit. Her next move is always get the tits out and its always effective
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Sure, kids at Penn State were selling blow to the athletic director. At least the kids weren’t getting blown by the athletic director
I call that progress!
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Took a few of the kids to meet my dad for dinner last night. Realized I learned all of my waitress jokes from him. I just sat there, silent, like a student in the presence of a sensei who’s always two steps ahead.
“More chips? Oh what the heck, I’m not driving.”
*waitress clearing an empty plate* “I hated it!”
“He’ll take the check!” *pointing to the toddler*
Absolute master of his craft. What a blessing to watch the king in action.
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If you read my book you know the timing of this couldn’t be more perfect. Robert “clown” Silverman from the clouds. 😂😂😂
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The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.
bit.ly/4uE5odw
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This is the wildest World Cup story yet. If someone in Toronto sells a ticket above face value they get fined $25,000 yet the city of Toronto bought 3,500 World Cup tickets early and then sold them to taxpayers at a markup as a “revenue generation strategy.” What the hell man.
NEW: The City of Toronto says only a fraction of the 2026 FIFA World Cup tickets it bought as an investment remain unsold, with the soccer gamble looking set to pay off a week before the games begin. #ToPoli
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