If this goes away, one of my enduring memories of Twitter will be getting updates about Hurricane Sandy from David Cone and Mary Lynn Rajskub. Truly, the app that makes you feel like you are connected to everything but in a third-hand way
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it has been 23 years since the fifth episode of UCB ("poo stick") aired on comedy central and Matt Walsh delivered the titular line from Star Wars ("ah boy, I'm just so tired of all these star wars")
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Norm Macdonald and Bob Saget weren't in the Oscar death montage. Perhaps it's because they weren't primarily known as "movie people." Or perhaps it's because, despite this, they made the greatest movie of all time, Dirty Work (1998), and Hollywood never forgave them for it.
Alec Baldwin's character from GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS resignedly putting a set of brass balls into his briefcase for his big speech at Rio Rancho. Or does he keep them in there all the time?
Someday I'm gonna live in the place that has a mesa which is near a river delta which is near a volcano as depicted in the beginning of a geography textbook
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@realDonaldTrump my car has a beehive somewhere inside of it and i think "the donald" should fire it
One thing I'm glad that has been preserved in this pandemic is several men in a studio standing on a fake sports playing surface talking about that sport. Thank you, America
At the rate that the English language is taking on loan words, the Lexicographical Fund will be exhausted by 2028 - no one is talking about this
