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He/him | 21 | Leftie | Go Birds, F*** ICE Free🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 | #FlyEaglesFly | #RaysUp | priv:@FalseFreezer | VGC player | Discord: truevillany

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Joined August 2023
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gorilla tactics is the funniest pokémon ability name ever to me, because yeah. that's how i'd imagine a gorila would plan things
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Wouldn’t you like to know
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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he did not but God rest his soul
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.@Brewers No 8-0 LCS & WS for you
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this brought me to TEARS look how cute!!!!!!
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Jordan🇵🇸 retweeted
do you guys remember in like 2018-2020 shy kids would get labeled as a potential school shooter and ppl made “being nice to the quiet kid so they cross me off their list” jokes towards them??
mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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rays finally found some momentum and are facing jacob misiorowski again tomorrow
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Jordan🇵🇸 retweeted
Gen 7 did it the best. It still kinda feels the same: Pokémon helping you go through the region. The bike from gen 8 was silly to me Gen 9 is cool but idk if you can do that every gen
I disregard any who thinks removing HMs was a bad idea. Having to fuck over a Pokémon’s moveset or run a HM slave is just stupid and the way Gen 7 onward handles it should never be reverted.
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Jordan🇵🇸 retweeted
All this revival on the "older gen pokemon games not having any flaws" debate is so shocking to me because every single Pokemon game before gen 7 had the problem of a mediocre sloppy story. Talk about that for once.
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Jordan🇵🇸 retweeted
Poster children for singles and doubles respectively for mons that have incredibly varied applications btw
The “Hoenn Special” is infinitely more interesting design than “150 [Main Attacking Stat], 120 speed, 20 everything else” i’m sorry
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Jordan🇵🇸 retweeted
The Hoenn Special consist of a bunch of slow n frail do nothing machines that can't even find a niche to save their lives, nothing interesting about that. This hypothetical minmaxxed attacker would probably have better and more varied applications than them.
The “Hoenn Special” is infinitely more interesting design than “150 [Main Attacking Stat], 120 speed, 20 everything else” i’m sorry
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fuck it how’d i do
considering posting my halloween costume on here bc i feel like nobody irl will get it 😭😭
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Replying to @TrueBurna
I started with Gen V, so i always had the split but once you notice that gen 1-3 didn’t have i, it does give a “people really use to live like this” vibe
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Once proud fanbase with rings now gets satisfaction from teams projected to finish in last place going into the season making it further then them and losing
Much like Toronto, the knowledge that the Rays are probably never going to be back here makes this infinitely more satisfying. They should be very proud of what they accomplished this season and they weren't as lucky as some people claim, but I don't see the path.
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I still feel like the 2021 ALDS loss is the most devastated ive ever been. That was easily the best team we've had and that series was torture to watch and then Wander Franco became a pedophile.
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MLB Twitter is going to be clowning my franchise for the next decade for this generationally awful World Series performance
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it’s so bizarre to me that people don’t seem to understand that the reason this math problem is so contested isn’t because people are confused on whether to do multiplication or division first, but because the 2 and the brackets are attached via implicit multiplication
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This is why the ➗ symbol is stupid and should not be used by anyone over the age of 12. Use a fraction bar like a normal person and start a parenthesis immediately after to avoid ambiguity. I'm so sick of this trend
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Jordan🇵🇸 retweeted
With Unite ending and Pokken cancelled ages ago, this is a real question. It won’t be any time soon, but if we have multiple generations of new Pokemon fans with no experience of traditional battling mechanics, the pool of players VGC can draw from could very well dry up.
How long til Champions ends... Honestly with how much the casuals are dropping out, it's not so unrelated to VGC Sure us hardcore players who compete and go to events still play on daily/weekly basis, but so many casuals have stopped playing.
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Because up until champions they pretty definitely were. Watch one Blunder Video and then watch one Alpharad video and get back to me on that
why do competitive pokemon fans pretend like theyre any funnier than casuals
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