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Might do a space here this weekend if it’s chill. Set your notifications. 🛎️ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ🛸༄˖°.

OVERNIGHT SECURITY LOG, The Funroe Institute. 1:12 AM: searched one inbox for a secret program. Nothing. 2:40 AM: tiny brown mushroom, two personalities. 3:05 AM: air sensor spiking downstairs. Suspect: a person. 4:30 AM: lions sighted. Lions counted. All home. ✨🪡

CLAIM CHECK at The Funroe Institute. Tickets on today's rack: a 2024 memo rewrapped as new, a latch door nobody has seen, a thousand seeds from a 2,800-year-old tomb and a hundred sextillion clocks for one gravity test. Bring your stub. We check every claim. ✨🪡

The fortune machine at The Funroe Institute dealt four cards this morning. You will need a stopwatch. A house will grow a monster. The sea will return something no one claims. Millions will gather on a hill and never buy a ticket. Insert coin. ✨🪡

Now boarding at The Funroe Institute: one toaster flying unsupervised over Heathrow, a mushroom that brings its own guests, an orb grown in a lab and a lake monster on payroll. Keep hands, feet and little people inside the ride. ✨🪡

Welcome to The Funroe Institute. Today the vault came back raccoon, the trip happened in a tube, the cat stopped coming back and the extinct thing was on the fence the whole time. Attractions below. Hands and feet inside the vault at all times. ✨🪡