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Turtle Sprints

@TurtleSprints

Ex Roller Disco Superstar. I have a bad knee. https://nitter.gq/t.co/KVBortQyfX

Joined June 2021
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Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Nov 9
He may be old, but he still loves to dig a hole on the beach.
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Good Dog
@GoodDog84Nov 7
Friday thoughts…
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Masculine Geek
@DenisMalone1884Nov 7
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DWAN HWRD 🏁🛠
@DwanHwrdNov 5
“Ain’t pay his knee subscription” is foul 😭 IG: chazbruce0
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"Call an ambulance, call an ambulance... But not for me.!!"
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ONT WTF@OntWtfOct 30
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Rock
@TheCensoredRockOct 30
Just dudes being bros
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Lisa's Days
@lisa__daysOct 29
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Lloyd Legalist
@LloydLegalistOct 28
Warning: sad video.
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MERICA MEMED
@MericamemedOct 26
I showed this to my German Shepherd, and he said, "Based Dog"
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Cabo 🍳🇺🇸@Shot_Of_CaboOct 22
Dude make a neuralink between humans and dogs. Thanks. @elonmusk
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Buitengebieden
@buitengebiedenOct 22
A grandma celebrating the birthday of her dog. The dog didn’t even look at the food, the eyes were all on grandma.. 🥺
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Lurkin' Mom@LurkAtHomeMomOct 19
I’ve actually been holding out for a flying car, that’s why I haven’t traded in my minivan yet.
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Jennifer@Paper_Heart_JenOct 1
Happy October!!! 🧡🎃
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Days like this can't be bought 💜.This is so lovely
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin99Oct 1
I almost became a major gangsta rapper but someone spread a rumor that I was very meticulous when it came to taking care of my lawn.
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One of the best videos I've seen on the internet 🥹🤩🤩🤩🥰
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I just think it’s kinda funny that I was fired as prison warden after only 2 weeks but they’re still using my kiss-cam idea.
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Sabiduría Eterna.
@LealtadSabiaSep 22
Cuando conoces a alguien que coincide con tu energía. 😂
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