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Detective Douche

@Tuscaant
Joined November 2019
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Championship Rounds
@ChampRDS10h
🚨 Full footage of the brawl between Usman Nurmagomedov and Merab Dvalishvili is INSANE 😬 (via @RedCorner_MMA)
Championship Rounds (@ChampRDS) profile pictureChampionship Rounds
@ChampRDS11h
🚨 Ilia Topuria just posted the footage of Usman Nurmagomedov jumping Merab Dvalishvili Holy sh*t 😳
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Oxtail & Coleslaw@Ojvictor7410h
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J ♠️ (@itsjaitho) profile pictureJ ♠️@itsjaitho10h
how nasty you gone get for that GTA 6?
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‏ًً (@enletritas) profile picture
‏ًً@enletritasNov 10
Gmail cuando me conecto desde otro dispositivo
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D@dnjmz7h
A face! A fleet! A war!
Anna Sawai Updates (@sawaifiles) profile pictureAnna Sawai Updates@sawaifilesNov 11
Insane Face Card.
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Mr. Doorman Davis
@AliquamScripto7h
This idea you have to be The Flash to play in a high intensity team that presses is so crazy to me
. (@saundzo) profile picture.@saundzo14h
Just so we are all aware, Utd have just signed 2 midfielders in a 29 y/o on a 5 year deal & a 22 y/o for £50ms, both who absolutely wouldn’t be in Poch’s ideal plans. They’ve gone from high intensity coach -> low intensity approach -> high intensity within 10 fucking months
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@Gideoomatic7h
Anyway it all doesn't matter which manager we sign today, tomorrow or next year recruitment is still where 80% of our problem lies and if we continue to fail in that aspect nothing will change ✌️
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Fakaikka1🦅🌾 (@Faka_ofwest1) profile picture
Fakaikka1🦅🌾
@Faka_ofwest1Nov 10
Buju’s first tweet:
WeTalkSound (WTS) (@wetalksound) profile pictureWeTalkSound (WTS)
@wetalksoundNov 9
Nigerian artists and their first-ever tweets.
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Leroy🥷@UtdLeroyMo0010h
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BITIGER & Bitcoin
Rising Stars XI (@RisingStarXI) profile pictureRising Stars XI
@RisingStarXINov 10
POV: Bitcoin in 2010.
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Laurie Whitwell
@lauriewhitwell8h
🚨 #MUFC now make formal approach to US Soccer over hiring Mauricio Pochettino. United comfortable Pochettino takes games v Haiti due to players on international duty. Execs expected to inform Michael Carrick of decision tomorrow. w/ @AdamCrafton_ ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7772824…
Manchester United make formal contact with U.S. Soccer over Mauricio Pochettino

Manchester United make formal contact with U.S. Soccer over Mauricio Pochettino

U.S. Soccer would require the Argentine's buyout, worth in the region of $10million (£7.4m), be paid to release him from his contract.

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NBACentral
@TheDunkCentral8h
Steph Curry calls out Nick Young, Gilbert Arenas, and everyone else talking about Ayesha Curry, telling them to keep his wife’s name out of their mouths 😳 “Kind of speaks to a bigger conversation on how you view women in this world and what they’re allowed and what they’re not allowed to do.”
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dietnigga (@dietniggga) profile picture
dietnigga
@dietnigggaNov 10
I put it on my arms and do this
janet jackson’s tiddy (@dejamarrrie) profile picturejanet jackson’s tiddy
@dejamarrrieNov 10
how do you fold a fitted sheet? I just be throwing that mf.
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David Ornstein
@David_Ornstein8h
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United make formal contact with US Soccer as Mauricio Pochettino appointment nears. 54yo’s release clause must be activated + extra payment for staff. #MUFC relaxed if Argentine manages #USMNT games. By @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ nytimes.com/athletic/7772824…
Manchester United make formal contact with U.S. Soccer over Mauricio Pochettino

Manchester United make formal contact with U.S. Soccer over Mauricio Pochettino

U.S. Soccer would require the Argentine's buyout, worth in the region of $10million (£7.4m), be paid to release him from his contract.

nytimes.com
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Ben Jacobs
@JacobsBen9h
🚨 Michael Carrick is expected to be formally informed on Thursday he has been sacked. Mauricio Pochettino has already agreed terms to replace him.
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The Impatient Tourist
@ImpatienTourist9h
I don't play video games, but I think it's really cute and just a tad whimsical in life for adults to be taking work off to play a video game. Like I'm truly happy for people to enjoy something so much and be excited for it.
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🌬️ (@cfc_dawit) profile picture
🌬️@cfc_dawitNov 11
Every time Embiid touches the ball, a young boy from Cameroon puts down the basketball and picks up an AK-47
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Vinewood Motors
@Vinewood_motors16h
Crazy marketing @RockstarGames 🤣 Instagram: Glenprimak
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Tennis Channel
@TennisChannelNov 10
Coco's new No. 1 fan 🙂‍↕️ #FAGEWTAFinals
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Mite141 | #TENOÍ (@mite141) profile picture
Mite141 | #TENOÍ@mite14113h
Teach Phone start ringing in class and I swear on my life this was her ringtone
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Shell (@juegodeposting) profile picture
Shell@juegodepostingNov 10
Replying to @Bd_irB_ll
Arteta worst manager ever with how he handles a big squad he just refuses to take those risks in letting the B guy play real runs of form. Instead he sets them up to fail by playing all the B guys at once
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