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There’s two of us. And we can read so please stop saying that we can't! (She/Her x2)

London, England
Joined January 2017
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"Morning campers and welcome aboard" 🎟Tickets whitebeartheatre.co.uk/whats… BOOK your tickets to the world premiere of TOO CLOSE TO THE BONE @WhiteBearTheatr now! A darkly comic off-kilter foray aboard an 80s cruise liner & the cursed waters she rides.What could possibly go wrong..
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Defamation more like defecation, right @amberheard ?
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when characters in musicals transition from speaking to singing
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Who wants to learn HOW TO COOK? (Also avail for freelance poster design. Just finished my graphics course I took on Zoom. Teach said I was Good!!!! 🤓 nerd I know)
The staff room banter is dry as hell #wfh
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Wayoh wayoh legends
We’re doing a show! Like a real one with an audience! “Too Close Too the Bone” or as I like to call it “2👌2 da🦴” with my pals @Miss_Beresford and @bendicat, 10th Nov at Homecoming festival wiv @EncompassOnline & @WhiteBearTheatr 🧡🦴
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Applying for a job that pays £12.80 per annum and one of the questions is “what does success mean to you. Answer with an image”
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what if we pronounced aristotle like chipotle
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Some bot account thought our first name was "Two"
Always new sanitary pads contain over “1000 micro cushions”. What the effing hell is a micro cushion and why does it need so many?
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HAW Air ✈️🚬💅🏻 instagram.com/tv/CBS2_QqH6uQ…
Absolutely loved the new @lazysusan sketch “well that cunning monkey Surrell found it for £70” cracks me up everytime. MUST Watch!! youtu.be/FuuPSzvrj7w
That was the best take they had. Can you IMAGINE what the outtakes were like?
Please make sure all nhs workers get to see this slow, drawn own out video of two people who have absolutely no idea what is going on.
I don’t think they were charged for long enough, the battery seems to be running low