He who knows 10,000 teas.

New York
Joined April 2009
As NYC prepared for phase 3, it occurred to me, maybe it was time I took on phase me. – at Brooklyn, NY
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re creative director trade.
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Tried this and had to buy new shoes halfway through the trip. I couldn’t walk.
a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes
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I personally didn’t invite her, BUT I did see Kelly Clarkson at the cookout, so I really don’t think this store knows who the fuck they’re dealing with
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Shinomi from The Leaf Village retweeted
Millennials who have been working since 16 years old MUST be tired.
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My recession indicator is freezing any food I can’t finish. Because why am I freezing cornbread.
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Anterior pelvic tilt is a form of being immunocompromised. While we’re on the topic.
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What’s the equivalent of ‘fried hard’ when ordering bubble tea, because I want the pearls to have a little bite back
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My bubble tea from MIXUE not bubbling enough for me.
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I can’t explain it, but the Boston Globe article is the reason Dems are gonna lose in 2028.
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Happened to me once, a woman’s desk had items stolen from it on the evening of my first day. The next day security was like, “what’s changed, is there a new person?” And I’m both new and one of the only black faces in the office.
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Missed opportunity: Trinity Rodman should have had that Jordan Wood’s bag at the US Open final.
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Shinomi from The Leaf Village retweeted
Gaga's baby at 3am wanting milk:
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Yall know she’s gonna make the Kandi face on the Act III tour and I can’t wait
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The girls in school that wore big kid’s Jordans as teenagers were intolerable. And I always hated how their Jordan’s were slightly off
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Shinomi from The Leaf Village retweeted
olenna tyrell screaming "help the poor boy" when joffrey was dying at his wedding knowing she was the one who poisoned him:
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Fast forward like 3 years to Ashley introducing her as her friend on RHOP.
Congratulations to the newly crowned Miss USA Justus Kelley! A native of Arlington, she is not only the first Virginian to win in over 50 years, she also is the first married woman, first mother, and first woman in her 30s to win Miss USA. Virginia is so proud of you. Thank you for being a strong role model to Virginians and Americans.
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Shinomi from The Leaf Village retweeted
ah yes, the weekly NYC flash flood
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Shinomi from The Leaf Village retweeted
Yall, there really aint no jobs.
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