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Actual footage of my girl playing with my abysmal gummyworm after i deleted 15 beers & an eightball on a random Wednesday
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Replying to @UESgent @OldTakesExposed
Profile name should be changed to "Upper East Side Retard"
Bros predicting the result of the Super Bowl before the coin toss
Get ready @OldTakesExposed
I nailed all my election predictions in 2024, not so much in 2022. Here are my 2026 calls with a reminder that all of you should get out and vote. Byron Donalds wins Florida Gov comfortably. Senate: Ken Paxton wins Texas, Mike Rogers wins Michigan, Jon Husted wins Ohio, Ashley Hinson wins Iowa, Susan Collins wins Maine, the real Dan Sullivan wins Alaska, Kansas, South Carolina & Nebraska aren’t close, Republicans win senate races easily in those states. Polls are badly biased against Republicans for the 16th out of the past 17 election cycles.
Nothing says I’m excited like “Boom,”
Boom, Haley Stevens, who the Democrats should have picked as their nominee, endorses Republican @MikeRogersForMI for the senate. Brave move. Vote Rogers, sane people of Michigan!
BREAKING:
Richest man on the planet is out of touch with needs of everyday Americans and is very against policies that will benefit them.
My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will:
1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate.
2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority.
3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority.
This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word.
All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
I was the one who did this. My name is Jason Beck, offensive coordinator at The University of Michigan. You can find me at 1201 S. State St., Ann Arbor, MI 48104
"Vandalism like this is not funny, it’s diabolical."
A statue and memorial honoring Charlie Kirk outside Turning Point USA's Phoenix headquarters are vandalized just three days after the statue was unveiled to mark one-year since his assassination.
Bright red paint is smeared across the eight-foot statue, while a memorial featuring Kirk's photo and a Christian message referencing Jesus is also defaced.
"They think spray paint can obscure his legacy, but it will only spread it further," Erika Kirk writes in response to the vandalism.
Turning Point USA says it will restore the statue and replace the signs while working with law enforcement to identify those responsible.
fuck yes
Replying to @HalfwayPost
JD Vance's staff are also asking for the person who has been anonymously mailing Vance's office weekly a new, 6-ft original painting of JD Vance naked and glistening with sweat while having sex in awkward poses with various pieces of furniture to "please, please, please stop."





















