American Tommy

Case of the Mondays

Looking forward to the new Zack Fantana era where it’s just the occasional tweet of him bent over seductively with a caption like “Case of the Mondays” getting 30 likes a pop.

This should be a friendly reminder that relationships based solely off “good sex” have a shelf life.

A cool horror villain origin story would be if someone asked for a honeycrisp apple and they were told all that was available was a Granny Smith.

Is that a body part I see in that open locker in the mirror? Eh probably not, must be my eyes playing tricks on me.

Last music post of the day, early favorite for best song of the century. youtu.be/CSx2DQPF5kE?is=AQMI…

It’s me I’m the friend

Sorry man it’s Shakira

Went running tonight, GROSS

To the surprise of no one who knows me, imo their best work is now way behind them.

It was absolutely fucking brilliant fwiw

“Yeah sorry I was gonna come kick your ass but we took the private jet to the 7th Annual Rhubarb Festival in Lincoln, Nebraska”

I heard @AmericanTommy bought a ticket too but he also bought a ticket to a cricket match in Calcutta and a balcony seat to The Nutcracker performed by the Norwegian Symphony Orchestra, all on the same night.

Man I think the last time I watched Clockwork was at least 20 years ago, I should rewatch. Not gonna ask a stupid question like “does it hold up today?” because it’s Kubrick and of course it does

Gonna go catch You Can See Everything this week while wife is out of town, anyone seen it yet and if so does it live up to the hype?

And I’ve beaten them all at rping

It really sucks that every competitive RP fed I was ever in that deleted all of their files and didn’t archive anything, I went undefeated in. Now there’s no way to actually prove I never lost and was the best writer there.