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California Conservative* Married Forever* Dramatic AF* I’m not explaining the joke*

California, USA
Joined April 2009
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My last brain cell checking out after my third rum and diet….
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I’m living on the air in Cincinnati…. Cincinnati WKRP…. 🎶
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The song really brings it together 😂😂😂
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I’m buckled up. What happens now?
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I’ll be knitting and making cookies today like I’m 80.
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Sipping my coffee and the back door is open- it’s so pretty and sunny outside and I have a clear view of both dogs squatting by the tree.
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The candy is gone and I want something sweet.
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I’m going to cross stitch this onto a throw pillow. 😂
He works in mysterious ways you dumb bitch!!!
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I broke a big jug of buffalo sauce, it splattered all over me, and when I walked in the house the girl said “mmm, you smell good- like a chicken wing!”
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The boy’s face when I told him I made him grilled cheese hot dogs…. 😂
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That’s all the time 😂
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Good morning ☀️
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Everyone is being 100x more dramatic than I could ever be lol 😂
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Californians to the rest of the states tonight-
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I want one 😍
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I’m taking a shot every time a democrat wins their race in California.
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For what it’s worth…
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*Add to cart*
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Good morning ☀️
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