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Joined September 2017
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Dan (@UTDDan_) profile pictureDan@UTDDan_24 Aug 2025
Ugarte on TV off congrats Fulham
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Liam@Liam_J20Oct 27
So we get battered at Chelsea, then Roma, and we sack him? Harming the season even more. Fucking scandalous.
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Rest in peace Manchester United.
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We might be in the relegation zone come Saturday evening i just know it…
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I shouldn’t be surprised what an absolute joke of a club
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@utdreportOct 27
Breaking: Michael Carrick set to remain in charge vs Chelsea. #mufc say Carrick and the players will have the opportunity to turn the situation around [@samuelluckhurst]
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Conte is my choice, this lot need a rude awakening, if the initial chaos leads to stabilisation then just go for it. The fans see through the antics more clearly than ever, a disciplinarian who has experience in the league and has a winners medal as a coach is probably needed.
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.@idreesmp3Oct 26
Michael Carrick - Diamonds are forever
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I reckon he’s defo been sacked but delaying the announcement coz he wants to do it like Ole did
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Howe might be the first manager in history of this club that i might be shouting for them to get sacked before a ball is kicked
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Bruno and Licha spoke out because they care. Remember that. They are being punished because they hate losing and hate that the standards of the club is being lowered.
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Get Conte in there first thing tomorrow morning. I know he will only be there 12 months if that but these players need a kick up there arse. Make them run to the point they’re all vomiting
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Carrick will go. New manager in. Slight improvement. Owners fail the new manager. Rinse and repeat👍
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If he isn’t fucking sacked after this then fucking end me
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5 mins in and already should be 1-0 down and defending like we are playing FC27
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No matter the circumstances and the situation, I would NEVER, EVER want Manchester United to lose a game of football.
💲 (@sullyexcl) profile picture💲@sullyexclOct 24
seeing some fans saying that a loss vs bournemouth is the best thing for united long term, as a win will only delay the inevitable (carrick being sacked). interested to hear if others agree, or that you believe that we have to win the game regardless of the managerial situation?
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This is the first time I haven’t cared. Like towards the end I wanted Ole, ETH & Amorim to lose games for the “greater good” but this time round what’s the benefit? All the managers we’re linked to are either dogshit or won’t join till next summer. There’s legitimately no hope
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@utdbrxyOct 24
United need to lose tomorrow idc. We're gonna waste too much time with Carrick before it's too late
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A lot of people keep saying to me. You want Nagelsmann so much but if he fails you’ll want him gone as well. Correct. 👇
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Could you imagine if Real Madrid for example had this sorta form? They would’ve been sacked ages ago but it’s acceptable at Manchester United!!!!
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@utdreportOct 22
Breaking: Michael Carrick is expected to be in charge for #mufc’s game against Bournemouth on Sunday [@JacobsBen, @alex_crook]
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Always be a legend at this football club and more so than anyone of those shitbag bastards on that pitch tonight.
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@MalachiansOct 21
That is clearly an exit interview
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I genuinely feel for Michael Carrick. A decent man, a United man who clearly loves the club. Painful watching him struggle like this. There's loyalty and then there's leaving a good United man to suffer.
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