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Mancouver, Washington
Joined March 2013
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This is the funniest Steven Seagal story you'll hear today. It's also the most Steven Seagal story you'll hear today. cc: paulscheer
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When I first saw this clip, I thought she meant that Charlie Kirk has a favorite type of hot sauce and when she sees it, it reminds her of him. But no, Charlie Kirk actually owned a hot sauce brand that Erika makes money from.
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
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yeah @SpanishLuvSongs fucking did it again
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Future Nausea is up on @AppleMusic and you should spend some time With it tonight! music.apple.com/us/album/fut…
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Joe Rogan just had on the top cardiologist in the world Dr. Peter McCullough who exposed that Buffalo Bills safety Damar Hamlin’s near fatal collapse during an NFL game on Monday Night Football was from vaccine myocarditis and not from an injury from the tackle: MCCULLOUGH: “When you have a football helmet and there's a breastplate, there's no way that can precipitate a cardiac arrest. It's never happened in the history of pro football ever. So I knew it wasn't the tackle.” CONTEXT: McCullough insists the January 2, 2023 incident was a case of vaccine-related inflammation of the heart muscle. But there's a MAJOR problem with that explanation. On April 18, 2023, Hamlin publicly announced that his doctors had diagnosed him with COMMOTIO CORDIS. That's an extremely rare but well-documented condition in which a sudden blow to the chest strikes at PRECISELY THE WRONG MOMENT in the heartbeat's electrical cycle. The impact can trigger ventricular fibrillation, a potentially fatal abnormal heart rhythm that causes the heart to stop pumping blood effectively. And here's where the medical evidence becomes especially interesting. McCullough argues that Hamlin's football equipment should have made such an event impossible. But according to a 2024 expert consensus statement from the HEART RHYTHM SOCIETY, chest protectors were present in approximately ONE-THIRD of documented commotio cordis cases occurring during competitive sports. Researchers have even documented cases in which an impact passed THROUGH protective equipment positioned over the heart. In other words, chest protection can reduce the danger, but it does NOT eliminate the possibility of commotio cordis. And this isn't merely a diagnosis that Hamlin mentioned once in 2023. IMPORTANT NOTES: In a 2026 interview with TIME, Hamlin continued discussing his remarkable recovery from the condition, which nearly killed him on national television. There's another important distinction. The CDC acknowledges that myocarditis is a RARE but documented adverse effect of certain COVID vaccines, particularly among adolescent and young adult males. But that DOES NOT establish that vaccine-related myocarditis caused Hamlin's cardiac arrest. His vaccination status has not been publicly confirmed in the evidence reviewed, and McCullough provides no verified medical evidence that Hamlin suffered vaccine-induced myocarditis. McCullough also speculates that Hamlin may have received a treatment protocol he promotes, despite providing no evidence that Hamlin ever underwent that treatment. Meanwhile, Hamlin's survival has helped bring national attention to something with an established record of saving lives: IMMEDIATE CPR AND DEFIBRILLATION. Doctors and emergency personnel performed CPR and used a defibrillator after Hamlin collapsed, helping save his life. The Buffalo Bills safety eventually made an extraordinary return to professional football. So the controversy comes down to TWO competing explanations: McCullough says the chest impact couldn't have caused the arrest and insists vaccine myocarditis was responsible. Hamlin says his own doctors diagnosed a rare cardiac event CAUSED BY A BLOW TO THE CHEST.
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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me right back in. Pittsburghs going to tha Super Bowllllll
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So Russell Brand and the Tate Brothers are in jail…but everyone on the Epstein list are free and accumulating more wealth and power…
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If the republicans wanted to win the midterms they probably shouldn’t have allegedly killed Charlie Kirk
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Martin Short's performance as Larry David is hands down the best acting I've seen in my entire life. For a long while I thought it actually was Larry David.
the nfl on fox panel has barely finished discussing the eagles game when they introduce their newest sideline reporter: george santos, a man whose football résumé apparently includes more championships than tom brady and statistics that seem to have been calculated by throwing several sports into a blender. bowen yang plays him with the confidence of somebody who believes a fact becomes official once it's delivered into a microphone. 36 completions out of 25 passes? twelve touchdowns, seventeen rebounds and ten rbis? why stop there? at this rate, he won the super bowl, the nba finals and the world series before lunch. the panel keeps asking ordinary questions, and santos keeps handing them extraordinary reasons to regret asking.
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Did y'all vote for blue isreal or red isreal today?
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Trump launched an unpopular and pointless war. Gas prices are too high. People can’t afford groceries. Trump abandoned the American First message. This is why Republicans are getting crushed. It’s very simple.
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Dawg 😭
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#Browns DE Jared Verse has been talking plenty of trash about the #Steelers.... Well, Steelers G Mason McCormick just did this to him. 😳😳
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Mason McCormick on Verse ...
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Yes, and they have openly threatened it before, as most destructive spy, Jonathan Pollard has bragged.
Israel can attack the USA; Iran doesn't have the range. Ian Carroll exposes Israel's insane nuclear policy, the 'Samson Option'. They openly threaten to nuke their own allies if a war is lost.
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RIP Mike Wagner. 4 time Super Bowl Champion. Only rep jerseys of Super Bowl winners baby. Let’s beat these Browns for him.
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Shibuya today
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Jordan Love made his 56th career start on TNF
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It's October 31st In Japan. The Shibuya Incident happens today. This can only be reposted today.
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