walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?

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evil autism m1das · Oct 31, 2026 · 8:31 PM UTC

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evil autism m1das@autism_evilOct 31

what messaging a friend “hi” feels like

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maia ⋆˚꩜｡ · Nov 5, 2026 · 5:13 AM UTC

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maia ⋆˚꩜｡@s1lksolitaireNov 5

i’m not interested in a relationship, i’m only looking for mutual obsession that leads to cannibalism or something of the sort

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✶ · Nov 5, 2026 · 7:00 PM UTC

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✶@suwibi_n12h

being clingy and codependent but also deeply avoidant is so funny like wow girl you were not built for human connection

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bri ✿ · Nov 5, 2026 · 10:02 PM UTC

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bri ✿@orrrihimes9h

do u guys ever wish u had ur own person 🤔🤔🤔 like wow ur my favorite person and im urs and its not one sided wow this is great i hope rhis finds me ine day

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endira 𖤐 · Nov 6, 2026 · 2:31 AM UTC

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endira 𖤐@endidotexe4h

me when i see a tweet that could be directed towards me

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Criaha · Nov 6, 2026 · 12:14 AM UTC

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Criaha@criahacesium7h

this is my vent art

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paige · Nov 5, 2026 · 12:55 PM UTC

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paige@aerialafterlife18h

"Oomf liked 8 of ur posts"

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Freaky · Nov 6, 2026 · 12:29 AM UTC

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Freaky@FreakyPippins6h

things to say to someone with adhd: -just pay attention it’s not that hard -have you tried making a list? -sell me this executive dysfunction -could you remember that for me? -not gonna lie you’re kinda annoying -but you’re not hyper -you’re just lazy -everyone’s a little adhd

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hatsunevox · Nov 5, 2026 · 9:22 PM UTC

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hatsunevox@hatsunevox9h

LOONA IS TRANSFEM MOXXIE IS TRANSFEM VEROSIKA IS TRANSFEM ASMODEUS IS GENDERFLUID FIZZAROLLI IS TRANSMASC STRIKER IS TRANSMASC OCTAVIA IS NONBINARY THE AGENTS ARE T4T