Everyone's clowning on the free $5 from the stupid X Money app, but that mf just got me two free games
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My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
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"you know what i'd really like?"
"tell me"
"a Bionicle reboot"
"...we can do a Bionicle reboot"
"a real Bionicle reboot, no minifigs or references in system sets"
"i'll make you a very good traditional Bionicle reboot. collectibles, recolored pieces, Lego Technic and everything"
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I AM AUTISTIC ENOUGH TO BE BURNT OUT BY WORKING ANY FULL TIME JOB BUT NOT AUTISTIC ENOUGH TO GET DISABILITY SO I GOTTA KEEP WORKING MY ENTIRE LIFE I LOVE THIS
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“What’s your biggest impact on the internet” I created these bad boys. you’re welcome.
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"
Speen, bap or other such nonsensical words.
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Ford GT spotted outside the office - with the $45k “Verde Francesca Metallic” color option 🫠
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"Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer."
- Javik, Mass Effect 3
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*paws at you* can i icicle crash you
*paws at you* can i icicle crash you
*paws at you* can i icicle crash you
Calling this stupid for not being able to land anywhere is like calling a boat stupid for not having wheels





































