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Vende

@Vende265

Funny me

 Zomba Sanbonan
Joined November 2022
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If you're bringing one back,"who could that be?".
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Awa content yawo basitu ndiya university khangati kwao he is the first one to finish form 4
SNNOGAH (@Madala_snnogah) profile pictureSNNOGAH@Madala_snnogah19 Dec 2024
Someone is in Malawi, he/she has more than 15 years kma sanalowemo umu🤣💔😴
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I hate corporate Halloween. What do you mean I’m Spotify Wrapped?
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@TheSun4 Dec 2015
Cristiano Ronaldo is 'in a gay relationship with a hunky Moroccan kickboxer' thesun.uk/6014BrCAA
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BLUE K@bluek4lil12h
If you were Namandingo and she came to apologise for what she did, would you take her back?
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Your room deserves this upgrade 💡 Get these Smart LED Bulbs, you control with your phone. Watch the video 👇 Lilongwe 📞 0880015154
Chifundeni 👑🇲🇼 (@chifundeni) profile pictureChifundeni 👑🇲🇼@chifundeniMar 12
Got these smart LED Bulbs. You just need to connect with your phone. Going at 30K only, Lilongwe. 0880015154 Mukafuna ambili tikambilana. Kindly retweet 😁
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Got these smart LED Bulbs. You just need to connect with your phone. Going at 30K only, Lilongwe. 0880015154 Mukafuna ambili tikambilana. Kindly retweet 😁
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HOPPIE365🌍🇲🇼 (@HopeKapulula) profile pictureHOPPIE365🌍🇲🇼@HopeKapululaMar 11
Mukugulitsa chani lero mbali yakwanuko?
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So we were at Aero Lounge, jokingly l said ku Aero kuno kukumayaka moto ofunika ndipeze deni ya rent Air wing side and my friend said ku Airwing aliyense amakhala mu nyumba yake za rent kulibe…it’s been 2 months koma ndikanali wosweka mtima
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ٰ@yesimsvrferOct 30
not suicidal but I’ve lost interest in being alive
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Magaye a Chikangawa inquiry atsala pang'ono kuiyitana mphepo kuti nayo ikakambeko mbali yake.
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Oziwa mavuto ake wadya kale gram apa.
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Pano kumachita kuwopa kupereka attention kwa mkazi kuli kuwopa kupemphedwa😭
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k@KaartikkkkkOct 29
How it feels to delete notes and PDFs after exams
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abale ena ake agula iPhone 17 Pro max, akuti sitikuyenera kuigwira mix manja athu anapindako galimoto za mawaya.😭
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Akazi amaononga ma shika man, zoti dzulo nali Nd 50pin ngat bodza.💔😭
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Kodi kweni kweni ukuti chani?
Base cube (@basecube_sdm) profile pictureBase cube@basecube_sdmOct 30
BASE CUBE - SAY LESS [OFFICIAL VIDEO] OUT NOW: youtu.be/57EI0jWoAFc
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Nigga ain't you dead too?
Stan Lee (@TheRealStanLee) profile pictureStan Lee
@TheRealStanLeeOct 29
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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BLUE K@bluek4lilOct 30
In standard 6, our teacher told a classmate he'd be nothing. Yesterday, the classmate picked me up in his Mazda CX-5, he now works at MRA. When I reminded him of what the teacher said back then, he smiled and said her curse didn't work because she didn't create him.
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BLUE K@bluek4lilOct 29
Ichichi chimafunika kuzachishoshera mbola, chidzakwapulidwe. chizasiye kupanga matama 😂
@IKK (@IKK_Sem_O_Sem) profile picture@IKK@IKK_Sem_O_SemOct 29
The Biggest Amapita Dziko Lomwe Akufuna Kupita,Nthawi Yomwe Akufuna!! #highlightseveryone #viral
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Afana Ceez and his girlfriend Souvenir. Akuti mkaziyo ndi virgin ndiye apangana kuti adzapanga zosaweruzikazo akadzalowa m’banja.
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OMAH LAY
@Omah_LayOct 29
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