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Venitus

@VheKnight

Vessel of,and for God. Instrumentalist.Positive vibes. Med student 🩺. Cowrywise ambassador 🟦

Joined February 2022
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What do bacteria do under the microscope? They take a cellfie😭😹.
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"It could be worse than this" Yeah, but it could also be much better.
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nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests, knowledge, and passions and is still confused about their career.
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EEDC is so performative, bringing light only two days before dropping the electricity bill. Tufiakwa.
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So why Una dey burn them for Aba? You no like person wey dey pray for your success?
Chief_Whip (@DamilareOluwaah) profile pictureChief_Whip@DamilareOluwaahNov 9
Doctor want you sick, lawyer want you in trouble!! Na only thief dey pray make you dey successful.💡
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I raise you sudoku.
Chess.com (@chesscom) profile pictureChess.com
@chesscomNov 8
unpopular for a reason 😤
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"As a guy you're not supposed to use an umbrella", " why are your lips glossy ", "Water bottle, in 2026?" "Why spend 10 mins in a bathroom, you be girl?" I go just conclude say you no get sense.
ᴅᴇɴɴɪs (@fcbdennis_1) profile pictureᴅᴇɴɴɪs@fcbdennis_1Nov 8
bro wtf is wrong with nigerians? you’ll put lip balm on your lip so it won’t dry, this people will call you GAY or tell you “as a boy you are not supposed to use lip gloss” smh
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So as big as this country is, nobody can fix headphones?
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🫶 Going through a lot but e go pass.
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🤧Can't y'all say congratulations? Why rub your misery on them?
Fried_yam🌹🥺 (@AuraEbon25888) profile pictureFried_yam🌹🥺@AuraEbon25888Nov 6
Perhaps FRA??? Na CHM 101 result go stop all this nonsense 😭😭😂😂
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Other people: atp means at this point. Me : adenosinetriphosphate.
Valtoré☤ (@Valtorewrites) profile pictureValtoré☤@ValtorewritesNov 6
Tell me you're a medical student without actually saying you're a medical student
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The Nigerian Senate, in their infinite wisdom, has proposed a 6 month jail term or 300k fine for hospitals that reject emergency patients. The average Nigerian who doesn't understand how things work will hear this sort of news and celebrate. -
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If I had 9 people to talk to everyday, I'd be happy.
Rizzy (@manicdreadhead) profile pictureRizzy@manicdreadheadNov 4
Why do ppl with 9 followers even post bruh😭
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🤧 During my apprenticeship, my boss sent me to buy fuel of 5000, as the merchant was attending to me, I noticed a slight hand movement and fiaam, the figures jumped from 4200 to 5000. I reported it to my boss, he didn't believe.
ODINAKA. El Toro. (@TheAjibolaGrey) profile pictureODINAKA. El Toro.@TheAjibolaGreyNov 4
Dem wan cheat me for fueling station, I first burst laugh, dem no know my state of mind. I for just light cigar make all of us blow danu danu, mshewww
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Na so I kwechiri. Tarrr. I was vexed. I told her if she didn't like her job, she should look elsewhere instead of defrauding other people. Heads were beginning to turn in our direction and she pressed a button. Guyss, the meter turned back to 4500. 😭I couldn't believe my eyes.
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I stopped buying fuel there eventually. I wonder where she is right now though. Even worse, I wonder how many people she stole from using this trick.
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"I know you've read". Yes I have. I no dey follow Una lie rubbish. I be adult.
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😂 most iPhones have <5000mAh battery. An iPhone 12 doesn't even have up to 4000mAh. Charger and cords also play a good role here.
A Shoulder to Cry On (@justwaayward) profile pictureA Shoulder to Cry On@justwaaywardNov 2
One thing I like about iPhone is that it charges fast. Before an android phone would charge from 0 to 25% an iPhone has charge from 0 to 80%
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"This option is not available in your region " Master of rage bait.
Ke Knight🇰🇪 (@Kenyanknight44) profile pictureKe Knight🇰🇪@Kenyanknight44Oct 31
"Connected without internet" is easily in the top two ragebaits.
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That aside, I wish results of the previous semester could be seen before we're halfway into the next.
Alabi (@the_Lawrenz) profile pictureAlabi
@the_LawrenzNov 1
If you first see your CGPA after 100 level first semester, your eye go clear, you go come sit up for second semester
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