@VibesBummer

a failed everything

 🌏🌈🍄 online since ‘95
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Joined June 2019
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Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.
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fightgeek@fightgeek20 Dec 2019
eat your sadghetti, fuckface
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Buddawiggi@MarkBuckawicki14h
Psychosomatic, I feel what I think
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Horatio Quartzjixler@QuartzjixlerOct 27
She's a 7 but knows Tralfamadore is 423 billion miles from Earth and its atmosphere is cyanide.
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHater16h
The hot dog is mightier than the sword
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𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀.@im_all_id12h
The tarot cards showed me choking on a gobbler in the wawa parking lot
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You either go to the bank to pay your cable bill, or you stash all your money inside a television.
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Sunshine Jarboly@SunshineJarbolyOct 26
*searching around the criterion closet for around 12 minutes until i turn & look directly at the camera* okay, just show me where tuff turf is.
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3D printing shredded lettuce as fast as my tacos are spilling them out.
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Sunshine Jarboly@SunshineJarbolyOct 26
the line behind me grows longer as cashier at the grocery store repeats my total over & over while i stare blankly off into space wondering who the first dog to reach the top of mount everest will be.
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Buddawiggi@MarkBuckawickiOct 26
I AM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 25
If you ever get attacked by a badger, throw some piranhas at it if you have some piranhas.
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Of all the things to make you temporarily oblivious to the horrors around you, you chose to read this.
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I could’ve been primordial sludge, why did life have to find a way
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Buddawiggi@MarkBuckawickiOct 20
Every baby born today is mad at you
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVOOct 25
I have deleted Facebook, which means I will no longer know who died fatter than I am, or later than I'd hoped.
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barrel rolls@barrel_rollsOct 24
the keebler elves are two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon
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your other mom
@difficultpattyOct 24
Arms should be removable at bedtime.
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVOOct 22
If you felt a weird shiver on the astral plane, that was me.
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 20
Like an Aldi shopper with no quarter, I stood there stupidly
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Lowbudgetmofo@LowlowaccountOct 23
Back in my day you had to go to an Iron Maiden concert if you wanted to see a 12 foot skeleton
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