Viz Top Tips retweeted
Convince friends you've won the lottery by putting first class stamps on your Christmas cards. @VizTopTips
Viz Top Tips retweeted
@VizTopTips. Save £18 billion and keep the #Heathrow locals happy by training pilots to use both lanes of the runway.
Viz Top Tips retweeted
Give your meal that expensive restaurant look by drizzling your HP sauce in a cross cross pattern. @VizTopTips
Viz Top Tips retweeted
A garden hanging basket liner makes a handy Donald Trump wig for your next fancy dress party @VizTopTips
AMERICANS. Make the UK's disastrous political choices look relatively sane by electing Trump as your president. Or Hillary.
NORTHERNERS. Instead of leaving the EU, try leaving the north and moving somewhere proper like London.
ENSURE that you don't get your tips retweeted by supporting Trump and writing for the Daily Mail. Also make sure they aren't funny.
They will be pretty pissed off when they read this. nitter.gq/DanColesHero/status/72…
Have I got enough sane followers to make this ignoramus want to leave twitter? Probably not. nitter.gq/AMDWaters/status/71262…
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Viz Top Tips retweeted
Try singing "Michael Gove" to the tune of Byker Grove for a topical earworm @VizTopTips
ENRAGE people by tweeting things like this. nitter.gq/LawrenceClack/status/6…
Viz Top Tips retweeted
@VizTopTips @TwopTwips Trick people into thinking you're a clown on his day off by driving around in a #Fiat500